Thursday, December 31, 2009

miss a day, miss a lot

yeah dude i took another day off. and this one probably wont be that great. im really planning on not spending like an hour doing this and being really tired tomorrow. but i didnt really like the idea of leaving you guys out in the cold. so heres...something. i guess

but yeah ive officially doubled my followers count. thats right im now repping FOUR people that claim to follow my blog. REALLY solid stuff right here. im pretty sure that this puts me a bit ahead of some schedule that i put up a few posts back.

also yeah i definitely just ended up going on facebook and not blogging and now im even tireder. ima end it and i doubt ill do one tomorrow, but i might think about doing one sometime in the nearish future

if you find that youre missing this one tho, you should take a look at
http://pillowified-coloured-robot.blogspot.com/
or
http://sandhammer-sporttalk.blogspot.com/

yeah check that stuff out

songs
now: harrowdown hill - thom yorke
on deck?: me sleeping. looking forward to it

shout outs
k ima shout dwayne and angie for having blogs of their own and for officially doubling my follower count. thats good stuff guys, keep that stuff up

yea

sleep





soooooo metal

Monday, December 28, 2009

man who blogs in the afternoon?

ive got a block of free time right now, so i figured id do some bolging.

this kinda sucks actually

anyways tho yeah my bad for missing yesterday. and i guess the one before that...but i warned you guys about that one. heres a recap

Boxing Day (saturday?) -- day with the extended fam

dinner with moms side of the family. my mom is the youngest of 6. which means a ton of aunts and uncles. that also means that there are a crap load of like my generation people. pretty fun. (fun fact for you, im actually the youngest of all of these people...im not sure if that matters, but it might come up later)

so yeah, there was like 16 or so people there, not many of them are very big fans of each other and like none of them have seen each other since the last xmas family dinner adventure. there was a little bit of liquor involved. i had never actually noticed how much liquor is involved in large family get togethers. honestly. like i didnt drink before and i was like one of three people that wasnt drinking, and it was really weird. thats growing up for you i guess.

anyways tho

i got back to realize that i was supposed to go to sharon for some sort of party material, but it was much too late and that place is pretty hard to get to on foot, so i did the VI thing. delicious call. so due to some issues, i ended up going to the VI on a very not busy night, at like 1030, with most of my inhibitions in tact. it sucked. a lot.

so kucharski, amfony and i left and did a bit of the get more liquor, (amfony went home at this point) went back, left then walked around for a while. pretty good time

yesterday (...sunday?)

definitely my bad about missing that one. i definitely spent most of the afternoon cycling between playing / messing with the drums, eating and tv. super good afternoon. i went to chris and matts after dinner, played a lot of cod and i missed the blog. like i came home and decided that not getting sick was a priority.

today

have done very little. i watched some office and the garfield christmas special and have done some blogging. thats definitely a successful day for me right now. will hopefully do some xfiles with doug and angie later on. OH YEAH and as of right now ive passed like all of my classes and im FAIRLY sure that ill have a good enough grade to do year 2 (if i keep this up). thats a good day



man this definitely is one of the like "because everyone cares about what im doing right now" posts. kinda brutal....

/ did you hear? tiger woods cheated on his wife! yeah i had no idea! ill probably devote the next like 19 posts to giving my specific opinions on what hes doing. because thats what (youtube) blogs are really about.

yeah dude

alright ima finish

songs
right now?: dancers to a discordant system - meshuggah. i got ObZen for xmas and im playing it through my shitty boombox right now. i swear the thing almost collapsed when bleed came on. it was really bad
on deck?: not really sure. this is the last song on the cd. probably some tv. xfiles later

shout outs
hmmmmmmmmmm
ill shout out fcg. why? im not really sure. ive heard that theyre a pretty cool band.
www.myspace.com/freshlycutgrassexperience
lol. w.e a little bit of self promotion isnt bad.

cool

there should be one tomorrow





*A little note from steve (the author)*
so that little thing about fcg got me thinking. have you ever noticed how many ads there arent on this blog? yeah its pretty good. as of right now i still find ads really really irritating, but if it turns out that i can make some money off of them, you guys better be ready to buy stuff off of whatever fine retailers want to give me some money.
thats it

Friday, December 25, 2009

its pronounced p-you-ill

thats right. happy pule everybody

in a season that is rife with overrated and over celebrated holidays (xmas, halloweenistmas (sp?), festivus, others), pule stands alone.

thats right pule

it was a holiday that was created by hugh neutron from the jimmy neutron show that some of you might have fond memories of. so hugh made up this holiday after xmas was canceled and he figured that the people needed something else to celebrate. the name comes from a combination of the words "pie" and "yule" to get a compact word that has more meaning than most of your big university words.

the holiday itself is very similar to xmas, only it contains MUCH more awesome. like instead of starring santa (or jesus if youre one of those people), this one centers around hugh. and unlike santa, hes just a man. no magic, no reindeer, no elves. just man. and even though i spent a lot of the xmas eve post talking about how much of a champ santa is, this dude is SO much better than him.

heres how it goes.

instead of santa sliding down your chimneys and giving presents, hugh neutron dresses up in a duck outfit and breaks into peoples houses and leaves them pies. heres a quote, it will be able to sum up the awesome a little better than i can

Judy: Hugh, are you sure this is a good idea?
Hugh: Of course it is! I'm Puley, the Pule duck and on Pule I bring the gift of pie to children. See? Its all right here, the good kids get apple or cherry and the bad ones get mint.

SOOOOO METAL

but yeah i have just spent a while looking for a copy of the episode. like it might not seem that awesome when youre reading it, but trust me, youll shit some bricks.

anyways tho

i guess some of my readers celebrated xmas today. thats pretty solid, i definitely partook. its a pretty sweet day. i definitely spent my day eating and sleeping. and tv / movies. like literally. its been soo good.

im pretty sure that i need todays blog to be more profound than it is right now. like just for today; this seems like the time to be profound. hmmmmm

as rough as it is, theres only one way to learn that the stove is hot.

also i watched a couple of home movies with the fam today, youre really really rough as a baby / child. i used to be adorable

good enough

songs
right now: march into the sea - modest mouse
on deck: the eraser by thom yorke, them crooked vultures. probably shoulda put them on the computer already

shout outs
hugh neutron, for being so darn rockin
also ill shout out matt. because he just messaged me on msn and he still is one of the few people that talks to me about the blog in rl. pretty rockin man. ill try to care about the world juniors.

boxing day tomorrow. there MIGHT not be a blog. im going to spend the day in st catherines with the family and depending on ma schedule i MIGHT have to ditch it. so do your 8 or 9 daily visits starting at like 7pm. it wont be before.

yeah dude

happy pule / xmas / any other holiday that is around today.

umm try not to get injured looking for incredible bargains tomorrow. im sure that its not worth it...unless it is, in which case swinging elbows is fantastic for clearing out slow people that are in your way.

kword.

signoff.

Hugh: Why, of course there's a Santa, Jimbo. He's a jolly old man with a white beard and a lazy eye, and every year, he removes asbestos from the attics of all the good little boys and girls.
Judy: Oh, Hugh, you're thinking of Mr. Hingus, the housing inspector.
Hugh: Oh, right.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

raagile...it must be italian

moderately lied. im sticking to my guns here.

yeah dude xmas eve post megatacular. acutally its like 3 minutes to midnight, so it should be the christmas one, but well save that one for like 1 am on boxing day. just because

yeah so i dont know about you guys, but the holiday season really takes it out of me. like i literally woke up, did nothing, went to shoppers for like 15 minutes for last last minute gift and ice cream, did nothing, ate, wrapped presents, ate, watched christmas story, blog, bed. and im exhausted! i dont know if its my body having trouble digesting all of this food thats making me tired, but its super rough. like im having trouble keeping my eyes open. that and santas going to be here soon. i mean like a recent update from NORAD says that hes in nunavut right now, but it takes a lot of time to keep my readers entertained. he might come.

so santas hauling ass right now. like you know how i said that he was in nunavut like ten minutes ago? hes definitely in wisconsin right now. friggin nuts.

anyways tho, update!

im not sure if i have ever told anyone this, but a christmas story is like my favourite movie ever. yeah you might have noticed that the name of this post was a satirical reference a moment in the movie. pretty rockin. its also been brought to my attention by my sister that there are some people in the world that dont like that movie. if one of my readers is one of these people, you can feel free to come meet me sometime and i will knock some sense into you. dont worry, i wont make you pay a fee or anything, this is just my little gift to the less fortunate.

yeap...pretty good time.

also update.
radiohead is the best. like thats just a fact. like im not going to lie, i wasnt really too big a fan of in rainbows when it came out, but it gets better every time i listen to it. like its obviously not their best one (kid a), but shes making a pretty good fight for second right now. not too shabby.

songs
right now: all i need - radiohead
on deck: faust arp then the rest of in rainbows

ready for this? xmas eve extended shout out section!

ftw

regular shout out
definitely shouting out the big guy and his crack team of reindeer. like hes in kansas right now. i think its been half an hour since he left nunavut. those reindeer are beasts

super special shout out
its definitely charlenes birthday today (meaning the 24th, when i started the post). im still a little rusty on the birthday shout out, but here we go. um its definitely rockin that that chick is 18...because shes only like a full year from being able to buy cigarettes and booze and selling them to children at a super increased price. seriously tho shes really rockin. i wish i was as cool as her*. i definitely havent been shouted out as many times as she has

really sappy (but still relevant) shout out
ima shout out all of the people who are working right now, worked all day today and who will continue to work tomorrow. thats really shit. i got your back.

bs shout out
holiday drivers. youre all dicks.

also i missed the last episode of canadas worst driver AGAIN. it was on from 11-midnight and i forgot. soo pissed

yeah man

ill probably do one on xmas day

also santa is currently in mexico city. hes a beast

also also
fa ra ra ra ra. ra ra, ra. ra.
did you know that chinese turkey is duck?







*only on december 24th. any other day she has trouble standing near me because my rock aura is too great

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

man beths tits are huge

lol its the dog the bounty hunter wedding episode right now. dogs about to get married, but he has to put in on hold for a second because he has to go kick some guys ass right now. definitely quality programming

anyways

so yeah rough post yesterday. this blog a day is actually way harder than i thought it would be. like i thought that id be able to take it, but its a lot bigger when youre actually doing it.

oh man

yeah i might take tomorrow off. not going to lie.

anyways tho. yeah merediths party. pretty solid overall. i saw a lot of people that i havent seen in like 4 months, so that was really stellar. plus it was -342390 outside, so that made it really enjoyable.

really rockin

so yeah i actually have to take off right now. come back on pule, ill cook up a good post. like this is waaaaay too much fail right now

songs
now: dog and beths wedding special
on deck: heart of the city - the arkells. i started the song then my mom told me that the show was on. will listen to it after i finish crying over the show

shout outs
ima shout out meredith. rockin party man. it was probably a shit time cleaning up. umm tell me if you find my sweater lol...or if you read this. w.e

anyways yeah im probably going to take tomorrow off. but check back anyways i might post something fun.

probably not tho





but i might

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

the 3 by 7 post

not much time today, going to merediths pretty soon, so ill make this quick

clever guy: when is a singer, not a singer....
other dude: when
clever guy: when he's a little horse!

songs
right now?: biggest loser where are they now? special / some south park xmas episode

shout outs
hm...lets shout out xmas drivers. because theyre all super terrible at driving and its a big pain and i almost saw like 87425798 accidents today. soo shit

anyways just remember that two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven...unless this took you less than 2 minutes to read, in which case x minutes in heaven is better than (x/2) minutes in heaven

come back tomorrow for some good blog time

Monday, December 21, 2009

our babys growing up

number 20

this bad boy is officially an adult

like i know that we already did the 18 "im legal" post, but like we all know that 20 is when youre really an adult. like youve got your shit together, mortgage almost paid off, second or third wife, 2 kids, minivan. like 20, its time to check out.

fortunately for the people at home, this blog doesnt know when to quit. its going to end after years and years of long, drawn out, terrible posts with lots of musical numbers that are there just to fill up space (lets forget yesterdays post, shall we?). yep. this post is going to be that awk 25 year old dude at the high school party who hits on everybody. hes got a sweet beard and a minivan tho, so he gets chicks. thats the win part.

anyways. lets get to it

so i hate to do the "my blog is just me explaining the news in my own, unique (most of the time really gay) way", but this is real news. john frusciante has quit the red hot chili peppers. take a minute for that to sink in. like this new hurt me physically. stuff is shady and i dont really want to get into details, because thats not great use of the blog time, but yeah it sucks.

brb im going to go weep for a while.

i knew that flea and thom yorke was too good to be true.

also i guess its xmas season. apparently its on friday. i had no idea.

like i saw the end of charlie browns xmas a couple of tv specials and elf. thats pretty much it. like engineering has taken away my drums, my sleep, my life and now it has taken away my xmas. terrible. also ive seriously purchased like 3 things in total. kinda boned

on the plus side tho i havent used my brain in like 4 days and its pretty good.

so yeah pretty sweet.

songs
right now?: a south park xmas special. full of laughs
on deck?: probably a simpsons xmas special that ive already seen. fun fact for you hangers on: i watched up to like episode 234 at school. season 11. one of my prouder moments
legitimately on deck?: explosions in the sky is still on the way. AND once i can get my act together (or just not care) im going to get 3 new american dollar albums. so ill be listening to that.

shout outs?:
this ones for johhny frusc (pronounced "froosh"). come back. we need you. like ive only seen rhcp live once. thats orders of magnitude less than it should be. super brutal.

ksweet thats 20. good job everybody.

id also like to point out that having 20 posts gives me a clear lead over doug pipers stuff and rabbits number of posts. yep. im ahead.

anyways, i must get back to my simpsons and blankets. its freezing right here

come back for the (10 + 10 + 10/10)th special im really down

this still counts

f everybody, i did it

ps every day means every one of the times that im awake, not necessarily every calender day

slash

its still sunday in some part of the world. im probably right on track for them. so there

anyways

heres weak post number 1. ready?

yeah so it is 2:27, so im not really into doing a blog right now. like ive got some radiohead going right now and some chips and bed would be really nice. BUT i will persevere, because even though i technically dont owe any of you anything, i do owe it to you, my loyal anonymous blog readers...except for shanon jyl and doug. even though im pretty sure that doug doesnt read this often. w.e

gotta get back to it. the world needs its awesome and there are very few people qualified for the job. speaking of which, there is a video that everyone needs to see. seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2guQYivZ6w

yep. that just happened.

according to youtube this video has existed for almost two months and im SO pissed that i just heard about it. like im pretty sure that this is the most metal thing that exists.

and how.

so yeah im pretty ready to hit the hay. tomorrows will be better. this is pretty rough. i mean like im used to going like every 2 or 3 times per wee...mon...whenever i feel like. and now im getting pushed to every day. like im not a machine. jeeeezzzzzeeeeee

you people

anyways i dont want you to have wasted your time, so im going to try another one of my classic rants.

you guys remember these right? i did one about airline food in one of the first ever posts. it was moderately successful. im not really sure why i havent done one since.

k here we go

*time passes*

so dont you hate it when youre trying to salvage a sinking blog at like 3 in the morning and you get attacked by a kitty and you spend a while petting it because you havent seen your cats in like 4 months?

pretty balls

thats all the rant / blogging i can do right now

songs
right now?: all i need - radiohead. sooooo good. theyre definitely champs

shout outs
lets shout out my kitty abby, who is currently sitting on my chest and making me do the blog with one hand. shes SO cute tho
lol

other stuff to save the blog
dont you hate pants?
ummmm
i need two men on this! thats what she sai-NO TIME! but that is what she sai-NO TIME!

some office and simpsons action right there. thats all i got

check back tomorrow-meaning 8 or 9 times during the next time that im awake. it will be better

bed now

good stuff

Saturday, December 19, 2009

that shit is done

yeah man. first semester is over*. super metal

so here we go, regular life again. its actually really sweet. my readers should try it sometime

SEGUE

speaking of my readers, if you will direct your attention to the right side of the page, you will see that i now have 2 (two) followers. its pretty fantastic. so. at this rate of doubling follower count every 2ish months, ill be at a thousand in 20 months and like a million in... .... some time after that. definitely left the calculator with my brain in hamilton.

yeah so heres some juicy blog updates for the people at home. since i ditched the blog pretty bad ive decided to do a blog a day for the xmas break. yeah man its going to be magical. you might notice a sharp decline in the quality of the blogs, but overall it should be just as good as if i did like one or two super quality posts over. also if i get really desperate, i might do some themed posts. but lets hop that it doesnt come to that

sick

right on. so im back in the bford right now. f school. i probably passed my xams, but passing the courses and being allowed to stay in engineering are two different things. this might be rough. w.e. home rocks. its freezing and i dont have to sleep with earplugs and i dont have to eat at commons. its better.

so steve what did you do on your first night back?
well, i hit club 6. aka the VI aka the pride of bradford aka the happiest place on earth. sooooooooooooooo metal. like my readers that arent from the bford area have NO idea how metal this place is. like its SO shit, but like incredibly metal. i saw karl gerke AND jesse much in the line. yeah. rockin as shit.

anyways i went with ben, kucharski and quattrin, but there was a major line and like -50 outside, so we hit the waaaay less rockin rec room for some more liquor and air hockey. the liquor didnt suck. thats pretty much all that didnt suck about it.

but yeah we rehit the VI and it was friggin packed. like i didnt know very many people, which kinda sucked, but it didnt really matter that much. like just being there is all you need for a great night. anyways, after walking around and getting muscled out of my spot leaning on the bar by a fat chick (yeah that happened), we went downstairs. yep, downstairs. i didnt want to do it, but you kinda have to when you go. also, its at this point that the readers will get a tad divided; people from bford and surroundings are probably really sad right now and a little nauseous and people from places not equaling bradford probably dont understand.

anyways the VI downstairs is home to bradfords finest in...erotic? no. sexy? apparently, but im pretty sure that its a lie. nude? mostly. close enough. soooooooo brutal. for the people from out of town, the downstairs is just another section of the bar, with some pool tables, extra bathrooms and a stripper area. not good. like from what ive gathered from tv and comedians and first hand accounts, real strip bars are not usually located in the basement of the shadiest bar in existence. yeah. this one is more like a side note, like oh im getting a beer, i might as well go and see the "stripper" for a bit (will explain the quotes in a bit). most of the time no one really cares that there is a mostly naked chick right there. with good reason most of time tho. like the dancers are usually really old and really unappealing. super rockin. umm the first time i went downstairs some chick went up to the stage and i was like oh yeah she pretty old, kinda fat, she must just be going to clean up the stage for the next girl or something like that. nope. she danced. it was awkward.

anyways yeah the girl from winnipeg. so we sat down as she was just starting. it was pretty good? i guess? like i only have other VI "dancers" to base this off of, so i cant really tell. anyways tho, this chick was comparatively hot, meaning she was under 30, no scars. were in business. until. oh wait. yep, theres definitely a bun in that oven. oh boy, were definitely at the VI right now.

so yeah we sat there awkly for a while, then left, because it turns out that we stayed until last call. yeah i stayed at the VI until last call. you can feel the sleaze. soooo metal.

anyways tho, thats my update for today. dont expect the next couple if posts to be this exciting. but come back anyways

Some songs
right now?: i just watched half of the he-man and she-ra xmas special. it was soooooooo lame / metal at the same time. really brutal
too much?: rational gaze - meshuggah. i dunno. really rocking
on deck?: i picked up some explosions in the sky off of DC++, will probably do that soon


Shout outs
lets do honouralbe charles brown. i just caught the tail end of his holiday adventure show and it got me into a bit of the xmas spirit. also i need to start calling people blockheads more than i do. its pretty hate.
shout out matt again. its definitely his birthday today, turning the big 2-0. yeah happy birthday man. youve just been high levels of awesome: a blog'd. believe it.
ps these are going to get severely lame over the next little while. youve been warned.

cool. so yeah check back like 8 or 9 times tomorrow, and every day for the next 2 weeks, then every day until the blog gets so big that blogger has to shut it down because its starting to overshadow the rest of the internet. i cant wait for that to happen. i might have more than 2 legit followers by then too. pretty solid.

metal










*note that i said over, not that it was successfully completed with a fantastic average. but its over

Sunday, December 6, 2009

The 17th post actual special

yeah man 17

ive actually been waiting for the 17th post to do a special. like i would have done a post saying how boned i was from school, but that would have made for a pretty balls 17th post special, so i made you wait for it.

/ pfft its only been 3 weeks. i only care a little bit

k some steve updates.
its thursday the like 10th or so. 2 exams down, 4 to go. pretty rockin.
did physics and chem, they went pretty well. ive got 3 easy exams coming up, then calculus next friday. that will be really fml. dont expect a blog any time around there.
umm i did a giant amount of work up to exams. like a really balls amount of work. like my first all nighter doing homework. really rockin.
playing bass and big bang theory right now. which is actually rockin
OH i also started playing kingdom of loathing again. currently a level 5ish turtle tamer. friggin love that game

k some good stuff

yeah so there has been pretty much nothing up with me recently. and not much to blog about. but the 17th post actual special needs to be special, so well do story time for a little while

also im not really planning on editing this or anything like that, so if stuff stops making sense, just go with it. im sure stuff will work out.

k some background info first. its now around 5:37 and i just started an episode of the simpsons. the last story took like 4832 hours to write, so i just want to keep track of this etc

k so here is the story of the time that some kids tried to mug me.
yeah its pretty exciting.

its right here that i want to make sure that my readers know that this story is COMPLETELY true. this is all fact right here, like no exaggeration either. all fact. we can go cry together when its over, but lets just enjoy for now.

k so the story starts as our hero (steve) is getting off of work at hmv. its like 5pm on a sunday, like juneish. the sun is still up and there is plenty of sunlight. and its 5pm on a sunday. remember that, it will be important later.

k so i was going to catch the bus home and i had to go to the local bus station. normally i dont go there, because it kinda smells like pee and bus stations are pretty lame anyways. the walk from hmv to the bus station takes like 4 minutes. like its literally across the street from the mall. shouldnt be a problem. its also broad daylight, at like 5pm, on a sunday.

so here i am, walking down through the parking lot and i see these two kids like harassing a dude in a suit. and like this suit guy looked really really pissed that the kids were talking to him. and as im walking by im just like dont talk to me dont talk to me, "hey buddy!", fml

they started with pleasantries, it was so innocent

its at this point that i should give some description on the...gangsters, so that you can have a better time visualizing this. there are 2 guys, both 6 feet tall or under. maybe like 16. not really sure about the age tho. guy 1, "funny" guy, is the taller of the two, maybe 5'10"/11", moderately overweight and wearing one of those big fluffy down sectioned gangster coats (http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&um=1&sa=1&q=down+coat&btnG=Search&aq=f&oq=&start=0 ... just pretend that the people in the pictures super intimidating gangstas, not chicks). ps, its june remember? im comfortable walking around in my tshirt. badass stuff right here

fellow number 2, quiet guy, is shorter, maybe like 5'6", really skinny, wearing like a black wifebeater, I THINK. it was a long time ago, i cant really remember, but it was something really badass, no doubt. he had the backwards cap on and super reflective sunglasses. i remember that. glasses make the man. if this was a boy band, he would be the tough one...think aj from the backstreet boys, but more...badass. yeah badass.

k right, pleasantries. "hey man, whats up?" "...fml....oh not too much" "thats pretty sweet". this is where the fat put his hand out for a handshake. obliging, i get this "oh man actually i dont want to shake your hand, i dont know where its been"....okay...skinny followed suit. he had his arm sticking out to the right with his forearm at a 90 degree angle with his arm. im trying to explain this well, because it really confused me. it turns out that the gangster thing to do is to bump forearms with people when you meet them. i guess he was worried about swine flu. whatever.

k pleasantries are over, time for business

fatty does most of the talking here,
"so where are you from?"
"bradford, just getting the bus back. pretty sweet"
"yeah man, do you know [insert random name]?"
"nope"
"word, i partied with him a few times pretty...rad" (skinny nods in agreement)
"sweet..." (super fml right now, like just gtfo)
"anyways...can we borrow some money for bus fare back to TO?"
Fuuuu "naw man i dont have any money on me, im going to go do debit for my bus ticket anyways"
"so youre saying that if we looked in your wallet right now, there would be nothing in it, right?"

yeah

that just happened

"...uhh yeah, i dont have anything in my wallet right now" (right now im doing the same thing that youre doing. just like are you serious, fuck off, etc)
"are you sure?"
"yeah"
"can we see your wallet?"
"........uhh no?" <-- said with a question mark, because i was like are you serious?
"can we see it?"
(i dont think skinny has said much yet...cant really remember)
"no i dont really want to show you my wallet"
"come on...."
(continues)
i eventually give in, hoping that if i show them that i dont have any money, theyll leave me alone. like i honestly didnt have anything on me of value that they could use. like my debit, what are they going to do with that, like hold up the line at a store? w.e
"yeah i guess you werent lying..."

so i cross the street and they stayed on the other side, time to hit the bus, home and the couch. its over. cool. good blog.

Part 2

whoops

that was a lie.

heres the setup for part 2. im in the parking lot on the other side of the street. theres is a building that i have to walk either through this little arch thing, or around the building to the same archway...theyre about the same distance. i usually do the archway, because i rock or something. then the bus station is like right there. 40 seconds of walking, tops.

back to it

im halfway through the parking lot and i hear a hey wait!

F

M

L

skinny is walking, but i see fatty hobbling at me with his hand in his large jackets pocket, making it look like hes got some sort of item in his jacket. you can tell that he didnt tho, he had like a big smile on his face...like happy smile, not an im going to mug you smile, plus hes kind of a noob. i wait for them to catch up and they continue pleasantries for a minute.

so we walk to the archway and fatty ACTUALLY says this, "do you think there are any cameras here?". like he was in the middle of the three of us and he said that. like he didnt even try to pretend to hide it. so i can see where this is going and go (really fml'ly)"PROBABLY"

like 5 steps later they go "...yeah were going to need your wallet"
Steve "umm no?" (like are they srs right now?)
(i forget who did the talking here, but im pretty sure that skinny had started to pipe up about now) "yeah we need your wallet"
"why would you want it? ive shown it to you, you know that theres nothing in it"
"yeah were going need it anyways"
"umm no. you know i dont have anything in it"
so skinny takes off his super badass glasses, so that hes more intimidating. he had a pretty fresh black eye. i kept myself from laughing right at him. BUT i am backed against the wall. that sucked. but anyways
"look guy we just need the wallet"
"umm no"
fatty: "man this a standard mugging, give us the wallet"

fact

he said that.

like exactly that. i did some ad libbing on the man part, he might have said dude, but the rest of that sentence is quoted word for word.

so this is really shit right now, because i guess im getting mugged and these dudes are just so fail. shit all over the place

BUT i did appreciate that they told me what was going on. like if youve seen the princess bride, youll know what im talking about. i like it when people just tell you what their intentions are up front. it makes stuff way easier.

anyways
"umm no you cant have my wallet"

so im looking around for an escape route and skinny caught me. he SLAMMED his arm against the wall to prevent me from escaping and he told me to give away my wallet again. its at this point that i would like to remind you that ive got like a head and a half over skinny. if i really wanted to, i could step over his arm. yeah rockin. also its still like 5pm. maybe like 5:06. on a sunday. yeah man

so theyre kinda pissed that i said no. i guess that doesnt happen often.
"just turn around"
"umm no, theres nothing in my wallet"
"k just turn around and put your hands on the wall like you would if we were the police"
"umm no"
"dude do it"
"no"

here comes the saving grace. ready for it. like 3 13 year old girls walk by. they actually went through the other way AND they didnt even see us.
yeah

so skinny and fatty see the girls and go oh man. we better stop. and im like you THINK?

fucking noobs.

so i start walking and they walk with me. heres an exert from the convo

"so you know we were just kidding right?"
"oh yeah for sure......"
"yeah we were just kidding around. you know how we told you to turn around and like spread'em? yeah that was just a test to make sure that you werent a cop."
"...oh....well did i pass?"
"...yeah...i guess you did..."
so were almost at the station, people are everywhere
then i hear (not even discretely)
"yeah lets let this guy go."

and they were gone.
and i actually got to the bus station.

so yeah. thats the whole story. decent for a 17th post actual special?

w.e good enough.

also its like 7:30 right now.

i did take some breaks, but i spent most of the time writing.
pretty sweet

also fun fact: on sundays the buses leave to bford every 2 hours, at 5:15 and at 7:15.
im pretty sure that the punkasses made me miss my bus. THAT was what i was the most pissed off about.

fucking punkasses.

right on

so i know that you guys were waiting for the song list this whole time. i wont keep you from it anymore.

The Songs:

RIGHT NOW: simpsons: das bus --> aka the lord of the flies episode! sooooooo good. its time to write another delicious memo. mmmmm memo.

NEW: k this dude on youtube named ronald jenkees. i found him on tuesday and im super addicted. like its moderately nuts. sooooo good
heres a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg8LfoyDFUM

TOO MUCH: throwing fire - ronald jenkees. amazing song. definitely learning it on the bass right now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O2aH4XLbto
AND
new milenium cyanide christ - meshuggah. twofer, i know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A_tSyJBsRQ

OLD: bleed - meshuggah. ive been listening to a lot of their other albums and i havent really heard this song since the last major test. my word does it get you jacked tho. i did my physics test at 9am on tuesday and i was really ready to go


SHOUT OUTS
cool. so ima shout out matt. who is one of the people that i actually knew that read the blog. umm some stuff about matt. umm he likes money and mcdonalds. thats what the facebook used to say. something like that. oh and pittsburg penguins. yeah hes into that hockey stuff for some reason.

i think i told lois that i was going to shout her out. yeah shouted out. she definitely ditched on the driving me back to hamilton and i ended up waiting in orangeville for like an hour. really solid carol. yeah but naw shes pretty classy, probably should hold that against her

ill also shout out craig piper. dougs dad, who apparently reads my blog more than doug does. pretty awesome man. have fun with the retirement, pretty good stuff.

id also like to shout out all of the people that actually read blog. like in the past couple of weeks ive had more than a few, steve ive been checking your blog 8 or 9 times a day and you havent updated it in forever, wtfrig? its actually pretty sweet.

k cool im done

way to go team.

and actually check back sometimes, i might do some posts. next week might be kinda lame, but this place will be pretty busy over xmas. i know im excited

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Oh man adventures, or "the shadiest steve has ever been"

right on

before i blog about anything i need everyone in the world to know about this.
thom yorke is doing stuff from his solo album live right now. thats not really big news, im actually surprised that he hasnt done so already. what is the big news is that flea the bassist for his touring band. yeah i know. honestly, favourite two bands in the world are doing stuff together. like i dont think normal people can grasp how much i shit myself when i heard about this. this is sooooo nuts.
heres a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrXtb1QK9hQ
watch this while i go buy another box of tissues. i started running out really fast after i heard about this

k cool

yeah my bad about the last post, midterms are shitty. like i actually started studying well in advance for my chem midterm. it was really badass. i definitely did a 79% on it too, which is really excellent

and physics tomorrow (which i should be studying for now) and math on friday and bradford later friday. pretty sweet

k yeah adventures

the rest of the post is going to be an epic retelling of the adventures from last night.

you should probably strap yourself in right now to avoid injury

here we go

so it started off pretty w.e. i was going to go to some rugby kegger with hollywood and it probably would have been a terrible time. like if theres one thing that people know about steve its that i get along really well with people that enjoy rugby. so pretty awesome

yeah so i had no idea where the party actually was, so i texted info source carol and she was like oh f the rugby were going to go do bars downtown. well hollywood was way too hollywood for this action so he ended up ditching. pretty sweet

yea so it was me jo anne and amber. yeah so we did the pre-drink thing in my room for a while and there was a series of lets check the bus, then do a shot, miss the bus, check the next bus, etc. pretty rockin, just like the hannah montana that was forced upon my computer. it was terrible, my computer will never be the same. also LMFAO. they dont rock as much as their name might suggest

so we were going to go to this place called london taps shitty bar or something like that...which has a dress code. yeah. like actual dress codes are really shitty. apparently several plaid and houndstooth patterns arent classy enough for this bar. it was really brutal. i had to get a dress shirt. like super brutal. w.e tho it worked out. i had my 3 inches of blood shirt on underneath, so I was happy

anyways missed the bus again. so we did the call a cab thing. and a cab drove by us like a few times, but we hailed down some sweet cab driver. he was badass. it was a really good time

k mr shitty bar. there was a line. sheila talked to a guy in line that knew someone that worked there and we ended up going in through the side door. it was sweet. we didnt pay cover or anything like that. i doubt i even needed to wear that shirt too, it was kinda balls. pretty good tho

amber met some of her friends from like her hometown, so that was pretty cool. then we did the dance and get more drinks thing, which was really rockin. like the music there was balls, but w.e, good drinks and lots of jager + goldschl... beforehand meant that it was a good time. like bars usually suck, but it was pretty fun

then it got kinda rough

so there was dancing for a minute, then i went to the bathroom. so i wandered around for a while because it was really far away. then i lost the group. it was about 3 minutes later that i learned that clubs are stupid. i forgot that even when ive had some drinks im still pretty socially awk and that clubs are terrible.

so i did some more wandering around, then i gave up and decided to leave.

moderately bad call.


SCENE 2: its 1:20am in downtown hamilton

leaving the bar a bunch of really shady drunk people felt my hair up. a lot. if you can imagine it, it was pretty awk.

so the buses stop running at 1:30am, which to drunkish steve means that at 1:20 the buses will still work out and i can get back to mac with little to no difficulty.

not so

i called the HSR thing and learned that the buses arent running anymore. i gave out a bit of a yell and i caught the attention of some random dude who was also waiting for the bus. so yeah, we were both pretty pissed off. it sucked...but at least it wasnt cold. like honestly i would have killed myself if it was really cold out.

anyways justin (or josh?) and i decided to make the trek. he was actually from like the middle of dundas, so he was way more screwed than i was.

justins plac was to hail a cab driver who was driving to the dundas area and see if he would drive take us with him. it was pretty much hitchhiking, it was SUPER sketchy. oh man it was sketchy, but like its hamilton, so we fit right in.

so he was pretty pissed off, and he did a lot of racial slurs, which was a good time. also, it turns out that he had done a bit of the crack earlier that night. pretty badass. like i need to adventure more often, i keep meeting people that are on different drugs. like some people on e at angies and random dude that i walked through hamilton with who did crack earlier. its some good times.

its at this point in the story that id like to point out that amelia and amber got a cab home. yeah i know. at least i got to hang out with a guy that was on crack

anyways

so we walked together for like 50 mins. it was actually pretty sweet. im not even shitting you. like it was sooooooooo shady, but that was part of the fun. i enjoyed it quite a bit

so we did the go our own separate ways thing. it was cool.

i got back to mac at like 2:30, it was pretty solid. and honestly like 12 seconds after i got back i got a text from janice that said that they took a cab home. SOOOOOOO shit. like i had a good adventure, but a cab would have been pounds better.

actually in whidden i made some soup and hung out in the common room with sam for a while. oh and i got some pizza from graham. pretty solid. then bed.

yeah thats the adventure. i hope that at least one of my loyal readers will make it to the end of this.

yeah

kinda 4pic. :D

lol

k heres the song list. i know thats what youre really here for
right now?: long posts are long. in doing this i watched like 2 or 3 simpsons and listened to quite a few songs. currently its Like A Stone buy Audioslave (note, buy was not a typo, the first audioslave album is super good)
new?: flea and thom yorke experience
too much?: see previous

sooooo good

shout out?
ill do a split between amber and justin/josh/crack dude. i adventured with both of them last night, so i feel like they both need a shout out. umm yeah. shouted out. ambers pretty sweet, definitely enjoyed adventuring / should do rock bar next time. that would be way more rockin. and justin is pretty sweet. i hope he made it home with little to no damage to his bum...from bums and shady characters in dundas

awesome

thats the end of the post








pretty cool

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

brb

yeah my bad
its test time and im not really planning on failing everything again.
so yeah studying a lot right now
ill brb with a good blog later

songs?
right now: soul of a man - beck. solid song

pretty cool

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Jeeezzeee

k post 14
this one might not be as awesome as the other posts...im seriously bored and i think that my brain is starting to turn off

yeah pretty sweet

umm so im watching the simpsons right now. and i have been for like the past 2 days. i started the show like 2 days and ive already watched the first 2 seasons. like ive been watching it pretty much solid.

theres NOTHING going on right now

really solid

umm some fun facts
i adventured to the limeridge mall today, which was pretty sweet. i ended up going on like the super scenic bus route which ended up taking me pretty much out out of hamilton. it was so balls like there were farms and stuff. and a LOT of shady people. the hamilton bus goers are soooo shady. it was really sweet. i ended up rocking out to meshuggah on the way back, so it hopefully made some of the people feel uncomfortable

anyways tho the limeridge mall. it was decent, not great, but decent. like they sold pants. also it was pounds less shady than jackson square. that place is so shit. AND i ended up buying a Grass Roots CD. for some further information, the grass roots is a band from the like 60s that features none other than Creed Bratton from the Office on guitar. seriously epic.

yeah

now im watching some more simpsons.

um so f hamilton this weekend. like theres been nothing going on.

f everybody

oh um some good news. the TA strike is pretty shitty, but it does have its pluses. so next week was going to be a huge douche, but my macro econ test was canceled, so its pretty rockin. yeah not too shabby.

thats all i can think of now. ill do an edit if my brain starts working again. dont count on it

SONGS
Right now?: Simpsons season 3 episode 2, mr lisa goes to washington
Too much?: Like all of In Rainbows by radiohead. its really regrowing on me
On Deck?: that grass roots cd. ive heard some of the stuff before, theyre really good. and plus its creed, like come on

Shout Out
k i have no idea who to do, so ill shout out amelia again because i promised her i would. uhh yeah shes pretty cool. she ditched pretty hard last night, not very metal. but w.e it happens. at least i got a lot of simpsons in. i guess thats a win. umm yeah shout out. umm. yeah i guess she rocks.
thats all the shouting out that i can do right now. ill probably do a better one when i run out of people to shout out again

k sweet
the next one will probably be more rockin.

see ya later!






man that was so lame...

Thursday, November 5, 2009

thursday the thirteenth post

oooOOOOOooooohhhhhh
the thirteenth post.
spooky stuff right here.

yeah dont be scared; theres only awesome right here

k the bolg

yeah as far as i know im going to start winning school again. i havent had a good test since like high school, but ive got a good feeling about this one. im definitely so prepared that this isnt a procrastination blog, this is an i have some free time so i think ill tell everyone about how much free time i have blog.
yeah im a little jealous of myself too

anyways tho NEXT week is going to be a huge douche. like test season is starting again. w.e. i guess im prepared. or ill just take less of it in the bum

anyways tho, some personal updates. after i finish the radiohead concert that im watching right now im going to start on an epic voyage of metal and self discovery. thats right, im going to watch ALL of the simpsons. yeah. SUPER metal. i had run out of new stuff to download from DC++, so i decided to do this. ive got 60GB of the best show that has existed. its 441 episodes, which is around 162 hours worth of hilarity. its going to be nuts

friggin spooky nuts.

also i will not be participating in mo-vember anymore. even though im like 95% sure that they are, it has been brought to my attention that dirt staches arent that classy. so if you see lois walking down the street, just shake your fist at her and tell her that they sure are.

k yeah heres the terrifying song list
RIGHT NOW: youtube of radiohead live at Saitama. like 1 hour 30 of radiohead rocking the balls out of japan
Other songs?: not important. radioheads where its at
right after?: new office at 9. cant forget that

SCREAM outs?
k so this is the fourth or fifth shout out and im doing some recycling.
this shout out is for doug piper. aka the dude that hasnt updated stuff and rabbits in like a whole week. like come on man, i know that youre like house manager right now, but some things take president over that sort of stuff. its not an epic chronicle if youre not chronicling anything. jeeze
so when you see doug in olds alberta, just remind him that he needs to get on this
heres a link in case he does update his blog soon
http://stuffundrabbits.blogspot.com/

yeah that about wraps up the super scary 13th post. pretty spooky.




...13 is a scary number, right?

Sunday, November 1, 2009

right on it / halloween adventures

#12 right on time

i know im excited too

anyways yeah adventures

FRIDAY
lazy day at school, watched a lot of futurama
heres the situation: party at bens up the mountain somewhere, agndrews at his house near charlie west and not picking up his phone and im at res. solid. my neighbor sam ended up coming, because this night had "ADVENTURES" written all over it. like you could taste it
so we took a series of buses to mohawk to bens party, pretty badass
so we did the bus thing pretty much all around hamilton and arrived at mohawk, only to be greeted by some loud caveman dude with no shoes, ben, which was sweet. also it turns out that hamilton smells terrible everywhere
so there was only like 8 people when we got there, so it kinda sucked. we ended going to 2 other random, really sketchy parties. pretty exciting
so the rest of the night was us walking around / trying to choke down a jack and coke (which is terrible and no one should drink that) / listening to random agndrew bands and meshuggah
then jamming to holly springs disaster on the way back to mac. pretty good time

SATURDAY
sooo much transit
yeah
did the york thing with angie, smart and wes
partied at angies for a minute then to some other party somewhere else in the york student village thing
the realy party was actually pretty sick. until it got incredibly crammed and the cops came, that was kind of a not great time. we didnt get busted or anything, but it was a big inconvenience
oh yeah and we got mcdonalds, it was incredibly delicious
oh yeah and it was really cold
oh and it was in the jane and finch area, so it was moderately shady. not a lot, but moderately
i ended up getting really quality sleep on the floor, like i was surprised, it was good
pretty cool
no church st tho. which would have been very entertaining, but probably not worth it overall
good stuff anyhow

SUNDAY
picked up some great canadian bagel (or some store like that) breakfast and took the bus back to the hammer
pretty much been watching futurama since i got back...now im doing this

FUN FACTS
im watching all of futurama right now that i downloaded from DC++ and im planning on doing all of the simpsons when im done this. ALL of the simpsons. i just downloaded like 40 gigs from DC++. its going to nuts and a half

SONGS
Listening to (watching) right now: Futurama season 3 christmas special
A lot: Futurama
New: Listened to Catch 33 by meshuggah on the way to York yesterday, it was a good time

SHOUT OUTS
no real idea...umm lets do angie, because she was going to start a blog as well, but she hasnt yet. pretty brutal sir. theres dougs blog and my blog but not really an angie blog yet. so when you see her walking down the street, stop her and tell her that she needs to get on this.

yeah pretty sweet
check back really often, i might start being on time with posts now

--EDIT--
OH YEAH, 2 more things
1. at angies party i met like 3 people that were on E, it was really sick
2. its mo-vember this month, so ill be growing my dirt stache out. check back in a bit, it will be pretty epic

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

oh thats right ive got a blog...

lol!
my bad
so i guess instead of an eleventh post celebration i just forgot about the blog
pretty sweet

good thing you guys have been checking back like 8 or 9 times per day
lol
ksweet

yeah so here we go
it turns out that mcmaster has a radio station and theres a chance that i can get my own radio show! yeah i know, i freaked out too
steve on the radio

pounds of awesome: the radio broadcast
playing what i want
yeah the name is still a work in progress...but w.e its probably going to be super metal

yeah anyways, so the lots of homework part of mac is really balls, but the rest of it is sick
EG arkells last friday. sooooo good. shit myself a lot. seriously they were so good
yeah ksweet

umm yeah halloween this weekend:
1 bens or something friday
2 TO on saturday with the chaps from BFord
3 oh yeah i dont have a costume...might go out as a douche (popped collar, trucker hat, etc). but im not really sure. pretty rough

k yeah just a math test...brains not working very well. ima cop out right now

songs
right now: watching freaks and geeks lol
new: pirated a lot of meshuggah, going to do that at some point

shout out?
k shouting out doug piper, aka 100% of the fan base that i know about. im NOT doing the shout out because he gave me a shout out last week, but because i was actually going to give him a shout out anyways, but he beat me to the punch. i swear thats how it happened. yeah anyways, check his blog, its really solid http://stuffundrabbits.blogspot.com/
ill do a better shout out when i have more time / brain capacity / run out of people to shout out

sweet go team
k ill do a decent post in a few days, ie a one dozenth post spectacular
or something to that extent

word

Friday, October 23, 2009

10th post extravaganza!

OH! EMMMM! GEEEEEE!

NO WAY!

THE TENTH POST!!

Concerned citizen: hey steve did you ever in your wildest dreams think that the blog would make it to 10 (fairly) successful posts?

Steve: not at all. i really didnt think that this bad boy had much of a chance, but we did it and so happy for the little blog. this is good stuff right here. really good stuff.

Concerned citizen: yeah man, i know i check back here like 3 or 4 times a day to see if theres been another update to the blog. IM super happy about this

Steve: yeah, but you really should be checking at least 8 or 9 times a day. you never know when awesomes going to strike

yeah

thats right

the tenth post

friggin metal and two thirds





let it wash over you for a minute





yeah

k heres the actual post, in a concentrated, no-nonsense form, for your pleasure

School: balls
3 Inches Of Blood: (was that in the last post?...w.e) SUPER metal
CASBYs yesterday: gigantically metal. got into the VIP zone. saw and met the arkells. did the after party and got on the radio
Arkells tonight: going to be super badass. definitely going to rock the balls out of 1280
Bradford tomorrow?: yeah probably. definitely going to rock

lol

SONGS?
Right now: I Am The Highway - Audioslave
A Lot: Talk Show Host - Radiohead. what can i say? im a sucker for romeo and juliet
New: Not very much. Meshuggahs I song/album is on deck tho
Old that rocks: Audioslave, the album. super badass, why dont i listen to this more? which is what i think every time i hear it

the SHOUT OUTS?
Id like to give a big ol shout out to all of the readers out there. even though i have no idea who you are or how many (if any) people are reading this thing. but yeah if anyones reading this, they probably rock at least a little. yup. anonymous readers, enjoy this moment.

k thats about as mushy as im going to get for a while.

back to our regularly scheduled rock

yeah man. reeeally good stuff right here.

here we go
food. tv. arkells. rock.

yeah check back for the (10 + 10/10)th post super-extravaganza-core-bonanza
its bound to rock at least one tenth harder than everyday life does

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

high levels of metal: a post

yessir

3 inches of blood is super duper solid
like theyre so solid that it doesnt matter that i just used the phrase super duper to describe them
also
the first band that played was a ginormously emo band called cancer to capricorn. super emo. they honestly might have been one of the best parts of the night. they were just that balls
check it http://www.myspace.com/cancertocapricorn
i loled
you probably will too

umm mike won like 8 dollars and got to touch cam pipes. that was really badass.

k yeah

f engineering. i probably should be doing some sort of work right now. w.e this is better

k seriously check out cancer to capricorn. im listening to them right now and its mildly making my day

but yeah physics test tonight, only a moderate amount of work due this week and arkells on friday. looking like a pretty solid week

also! i recently put a definition onto urbandictionary. see if you can spot it, and vote it up. this one needs to be the official definition
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=classy

songs:
right now: another way to survive - cancer to capricorn LOL
new stuff: just stole catch thirtythree by meshuggah off of dc++, so that album
way too much: talk show host - radiohead. yeah still. w.e its a good song

*NEW SEGMENT* OMG
SHOUTOUTS
so it seems that this little blog is picking up some steam and its been recommended that i do some sort of shout out right now
k this is the first shout out ever, be excited

shout out #1
umm not really sure what her name actually is...i think its like jo-ann or like karen or something aka Modest Mouse 126.
k heres the shout out portion
shes singlehandedly responsible for the fact that like no one knows my real name and just calls me modest or modest mouse (which are almost always followed by a "why is that guy called modest?"). pretty solid. umm for people wondering the name is because we both are into such excellent bands as modest mouse (and other ones like interpol and she wants revenge and meshuggah. dont lie. they rock). shes picking up on the steve way of speaking pretty well too lol. its metal and a half

solid. pretty good shout out for my first attempt.

yeah so keep checking back, because my 10th post anniversary post will be up as soon as i have some spare time

Friday, October 16, 2009

Ulcer Inbound

hey steve its friday night, what are you doing?
you going to the toga party conveniently located only 2 flights down from your room?
no?
are you going to the huge engineering hooray exams are balls kegger?
no?
are you spending your friday night doing laundry and studying for a stupid econ test thats saturday morning at 9am?
yes?
did you JUST have a giant chem test like 3 hours ago?
yes?
then f your life!

yup

thats steve right now

super fml

umm courses are sweet i spose...tonnnnssssss of work

songs:
right now: The Roots - FCG
too much: loootsssss of live radiohead
newish: Talk Show Host - Radiohead. not really new, but its not on any of the albums, so i dont have it on my itunes

soooooo shit

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

back to the ol grind

sweet
yeah my bad definitely havent posted in a while umm no computer over the weekend and tons of work at school is definitely sweet.

k yeah compact version of thanksgiving. pretty sick, i saw the fam and a bunch of people, had a driving lesson and had a sweet jam with sean and nick. sick. also saw the kitties, which is like the best part lol

umm the work is definitely starting to set in right now, so the blogs might be even more lackluster than they already are, so dont be surprised

k so i forgot that successful blogs generally consist of hilarious rants, so here goes...
umm im so sick of airline food! like its so shit, they put you in this little box for 3 hours and just expect you to eat a complimentary sandwich and some sort of free juice or pop! and snacks too. like whats the deal with that? and with airplane food, you dont have leftovers, you have....like return trips or something like that. something like a pun
oh yeah and the seats are really cramped...that seriously pisses me off
sweet. not bad

the songs
listening to right now: A Good Man - Rival Boys and Idioteque (Live) - Radiohead
listening to way too much: live radiohead on youtube. check radiohead like in the basement or something, its really badass

gg

Saturday, October 10, 2009

solid

bradford for the weekend

Thursday, October 8, 2009

36 hours of fml

sweet
math midterm tomorrow and various assignments due along the way
plus tons of class
and im missing going home on friday because of the midterm, meaning im missing thanksgiving friday at the VI
really shit

on another note
i definitely started watching arrested development yesterday. it rocks really hard
good stuff

k better blog in a few days after i have a less fml life
oh wait, its midterm season
be back in like a month (N)

song list
listening to right now: arrested development season 1 episode 3
listening to way too much: live radiohead on youtub. super duper metal
new song: talk show host by radiohead. not really a new song, but ive only heard it a handful of times before

sweet

Monday, October 5, 2009

the fourth post, aka definitely dont want to be working right now

solid

this site really needs a traffic counter, because i need to know how many thousands of people are checking this bad boy out

yeah the fourth post

umm the blog site itself is still a work in progress, meaning ive got better things to do than try to make the page look better...like writing the shit out of the fourth blog

the works starting to pile up right now and probably the most irritating part about it is that ive got a midterm this friday (thanksgiving friday) at 7pm. super shit

yeah alls good i suppose. for those hangers on, progress has stalled on the nosferatu score. its not that ive run out ideas per se, but every time i try to work on something i just spend the whole time playing and making really weird sounding instruments, effectively getting me nowhere

songs
listening to right now: some kind of monster - metallica
new song thats pretty cool: is this love - whitesnake...it sounds exactly like pull me under its sweet
listening to way too much: bleed - meshuggah...again
old song that i forgot is cool: wet sand - rhcp. OMG I FRIGGIN LOVE THIS SONG

pretty metal

yeah come back. post numero 5 is looking pretty good right now

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

the creepiest thing in a while

try this sometime
sing Tear You Apart by She Wants Revenge while doing some really intensely sketching stuff for your design and graphics class and tell me that you dont super duper creepy

ima hit the moral shower now

k yeah the third post
thanks to everyone, i now have somewhere like infinity times the amount of people following this blog as i did at the time of the second post, so thank you. i couldnt have done it without all of your support.

yeah design and graphics is super balls, dont take it. i cant draw and my computer cant run the graphics program and im not sure if my professor is teaching us anything of actual value right now

also dont take engineering either. it sucks. since im an engineer, i think im technically supposed to be way drunker than i am right now, but i cant. because i have too much work.
also i (was scheduled) to have 9 hours of class in 10 hours of daytime today. some of the labs ran short, but still, it was super super shit

yeah

umm im home thanksgiving weekend for dinner and driving lessons, so thats pretty metal.

k heres the song list that you all care about

song listening to now: the whole first She Wants Revenge cd
song that i havent listened to in a whle that is really rockin: the whole first She Wants Revenge cd
new song: ...hmm nope. maybe next time

Saturday, September 26, 2009

the second post

no way!
yeah i know, no one thought that this was going to happen, but i guess this project has got some legs on er
yeah its saturday, i did some partying with the youngs and one ben anning last night. pretty good time, but long boarding when youve got like half of your normal amount of balance is quite hard
yup
its raining right now and pretty much everyone is sick or getting sick or something like that. its a really good scene

mr song list
listening to right now: Hotel - BSS
new song: f new songs
old song thats cool: nope. i just figured out how to play the intro to Bump by the american dollar on piano, so that works for now

cool
there might be a third post...depending on how bored i am
should be pretty metal

Thursday, September 24, 2009

...Ladies

Sick. K so welcome to my first of (probably) many super badass blogs about my life and stuff that i think is interesting. Yeah. So High Levels Of Awesome.

Heres some news about your new favourite blogger. Im at mac and its seriously hot in my res and im doing a pantsload of procrastinating.
I have started to do an original score for the 1922 movie Nosferatu. I recently saw this with Radiohead as the soundtrack and about 75% knocked me on my ass, but the other 25% didnt really work out, so i figured, why dont i try it out? I was going to do a different movie, but i was really lazy and this one was the only movie that i could easily get my hands on. Its probably going to take way too long to do and its probably not going to turn out that well, but ive still got high hopes. more to come.

And because everyone cares about what im doing, im going to try to do some sort of sick update about what ive been listening to in the past little while. Because thats what you all came to see
Song List
Listening to now: Climbing Up The Walls - Easy Star All Stars (Radiohead cover)
New song that ive been listening to a bunch: Bleed - Meshuggah
Old song that i like forgot about: Transcending - RHCP

cool

umm the blog itself is still under construction, but theres a good chance that it will stay looking the same, because im really lazy

so yeah. umm stay classy or something like that....ladies