jeeze my life is shady

so i think that im having shadiness thrust upon me.

let me explain.

did any of you see the movie click with adam sandler, the walken and mr hoff? i doubt you did, but let me do a brief overview of it, so i can link back to my thesis. so in the movie adam sandler gets this remote control that can like speed up time and etc. one of the features of said remote is that he can speed up sections of his life that he doesnt really enjoy: family dinners, working, foreplay with the wife, etc, so that he doesnt have to consciously do them. so the remote has a ANOTHER feature that makes it learn what you like to do / dont do and it automatically speeds up time for you so you dont have to. then it goes out of control and adam sandler wakes up fat and etc.

heres the overlap

ive done a coupla shady thing lately (rave, others from mr blog) and now im having shady things thrust upon me without my consent. like i was happy to go to the rave and etc, like i chose to be shady for those nights and do that. now its sort of falling into my lap

so 2ish days ago i get a mysterious friend request on msn. its from an address called "calandrawrigley5037@thahotmail". im like. hm maybe this is someone that i know, ill start an msn chat with them.

heres the transcript. i enjoyed it.

ps when i put text in like brackets or italics or something those represent my thoughts on the situation as its happening

To: CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com
Start Time: 11:05:24 PM; End Time: 11:24:25 PM

steve says: (11:05:28 PM)hello?

yeah alright who is this...

CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:05:40 PM)hey

steve says: (11:05:58 PM)umm whats up?

steve says: (11:06:03 PM)/ do i know you?

CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:06:09 PM)i'm 21/f your a male right?

what? alright this is probably something ridiculous...i guess ill play along

steve says: (11:06:22 PM)yeah sure

CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:06:33 PM)nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

steve says: (11:07:08 PM)fuck if i know

steve says: (11:07:09 PM)msn?

CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:07:19 PM)I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

what. . . ?

steve says: (11:08:10 PM)lol no

steve says: (11:08:20 PM)/ is this like a random dating site thing?

MAYBE wrong email. potentially.

CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:08:21 PM)Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

lol oohhh man

steve says: (11:08:39 PM)like all i know is you randomly added me on msn and that youre 21 /f

and that youre name is probably rick

CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:08:51 PM)I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

lol okay lets see how shady this is

steve says: (11:10:41 PM)yeah sure?

CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:10:53 PM)Ok go to http://www.mywebcamcrush.com/CrushzSpot accept the invite on the page baby

(its at this point that i grab my roommates and get them briefed on the shadiness of the sitiation. its sick)

steve says: (11:11:10 PM)alright im on it

CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:11:22 PM)sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear

steve says: (11:11:37 PM)yeah just wait there baby 

steve says: (11:11:38 PM)soooo down

(steve web flirting. pretty good, i know)

CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:11:49 PM)its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.

steve says: (11:12:10 PM)whats a CC?

peter: i think CC means credit card.
steve: siiirrrrr

CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:12:22 PM)What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

steve says: (11:13:18 PM)do you have seethrough ones?

me being witty

CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:13:30 PM)Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!

man thats sick! i just met this "chick" and shell do anything i want her to! i must have lucked the crap out of this one!

steve says: (11:13:42 PM)id definitely give my credit card for seethrough panties

steve says: (11:13:49 PM)alright wait there 

CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:13:53 PM)Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

steve says: (11:13:54 PM)ill go grab my SIN number

steve says: (11:14:02 PM)ksolid

CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:14:13 PM)u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety :-(

man no SIN number? what kind of identity theft system is this?

steve says: (11:14:41 PM)1234 - 3541 - 6879 - 7564 

(blairs like just put in some random numbers)

steve says: (11:14:45 PM)is that good?

CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:14:52 PM)k you in yet babe??

steve says: (11:14:59 PM)yeah i am 

definitely not

steve says: (11:15:01 PM)its super hot

steve says: (11:15:08 PM)i have a raging boner right now

definitely do

CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:15:11 PM)k

steve says: (11:15:41 PM)aww yeah

(time passes)

steve says: (11:18:29 PM)this is super hot

not really. chick hasnt responded in a while. what a bitch.

steve says: (11:19:26 PM)are you still on?

steve says: (11:23:04 PM)alright anyways ima go get my identity stolen a couple more times

steve says: (11:23:06 PM)later!

soooooo pissed

yeah dude thats my goodtimes convo.

BUT after doing this, the always insightful peter told blair and i about this website where you can have random webcams with people and one where you can have random anonymous convos with people. its really creepy, like most of the time you get accosted. its really sweet...

yeah.

also f life. i started this post on like monday or so. and its like thursday right now.

toooooo much engineering.

ALSO
reading week starts tomorrow. i have a super large calculus test at 530 tomorrow. so reading week will start off fantastically like try to remove it from my bum and go home. pretty cool

yeah dude

songs
right now: kelsey grammer as sideshow bob singing on the simpsons lol
on deck: tonnes of calculus
new thing that is sweet: messhuggah has a new dvd out called alive that is friggin amazing. yeah carol, its super solid.

shout outs
not really sure who to do. lets do dr childs. because hes is making life pretty balls right now.
yeah lets go with that


anyways tho. as you guys might remember, reading week starts tomorrow, so expect a couple of posts. ill actually have some time then. check that action out.