yeah, so i know ive been a little stingy on the blogs recently. heres the apology one, its pretty full. shell probably be a good time...dont count on quality grammar tho. i dont care that much.
ill start off with important steve news. ive started writing the post at 1037pm on saturday and i am currently kind of sick. cough, bit of a sore throat, not much to write home about yet...sunday at 412pm, feeling worse. math test yesterday could have been much worse than it was. i actually knew how to do / got answers for about 2/3s of it, which was super shocking, etc, etc.
k now that we have the boring stuff over with, it is crucial that you to THIS website for a sec, or else the next few paragraphs arent going to make very much sense. browse around, take in all of the sites and sounds. take your time. also ps, its 100% legit. (also some of you have probably heard about this before, if you have, just act surprised and like this is revolutionary)
(you might have to make a profile to make it work. like put in a random email and age, etc, its cool (if you feel weird putting your email into cougarlife.com try using xxxx5520@mail.scdsb.on.ca, where xxxx is the first 4 letters in your name. if it doesnt work, try like 3520 or 4520 or etc, it will eventually work out (actually do it, this is important))).
also use L8S 4M6 if you dont want to use your own postal code...its macs lol
ill leave some space so that you dont accidentally read the next part and be spoiled
yep
legit. so while watching how to math videos on youtube with tyler, we came across an ad on youtube for this obviously legit and not creepy at all cougar life website. yessir, watching how to like do double integrals or something gave us this ad. HAD to do it. so we made a fake account (like im hoping all of you have done by now) and looked around and we were like omfg, no way, and more of the usual disbelief stuff. then we turned it off and went back to math studying, that was way too ridiculous; so many old ladies, so much throw up in my mouth, lets get back to math, i gotta pass this.
about 12 seconds later, we were like "yeah we need to make a legit one" and when i said we, i meant like yeah just make a profile, and when tyler said we, he meant you steve. nailed it. i guess im a sexy cub now...thats what my plan has been all along.
so there are two key things that you need to know about this one.
1. there is a >0% chance that i might go through this. if a sexy older lady comes to me with an offering of a homecooked meal and a gentle first time, i wont have very much of a choice. i would of course bring bear mace and probably a support team, but it might happen. i really really really hope it doesnt. that would be the worst.
2. this ones way more depressing. its tuesday at 218am , i made the profile on like thursday evening and i dont have any messages, no flirts, no anything. im not sure if you can imagine it, but do you know what this sort of thing does to your ego? like im probably going to go start doing P90X or something tomorrow. thats soooooooo rough.
friggin cougars. theyre just put off by my raw sexuality.
that must be it.
NOTE
just in case youve gotten this far and you dont think that this is messed up. the moral of this story is that this is a website where older women go online and put pictures of themselves from like 5 years ago when they were less fat than they are now, then call themselves cougars and then go and scam on guys from the internet. like a normal cougar would do, except this is a lot more personal and therefore better. bruuuuuutal*.
also little fun fact about this, theres like 20 cougars under the age of 25 in my area too...there must have been a miscommunication somewhere. or there are some girls with some sound life plans. either way...
lots of other adventures too. solid campfire time on friday night. pretty big group of us went to that northern wooded area that i guess still exists up there. yeah so we did the like hang out and do the weed / drink or whatever you do thing. umm banjo and amir and maybe ilyia (/sp?) knocked over a dead tree. that was cool. smores too. theyre actually really tasty. like i had no idea. theyre legitimately good. and friggin carol kept taking my like cooked marshmallows. or something to that extent. cant really remember. friggin dick lol. and by like 3/4 of the way through it looked like we were going to have a nice injury free time again, but friggin banjo got a branch to the face when he was trying to pull some wood (lol) into the the pit area... cut his tongue moderately bad. also like later on we decided to throw the middle of the dead tree into the fire so that it would split easier, which to intelligent teens (mostly ilyia) means that you have to try to balance beam across the tree across the fire. oddly, there werent any other injuries...and that kid was really drunk. fairly miracle-y.
also res drinking saturday night too. really good time. so yeah went to bahis (/sp?) room and there was some major beer pong action going on. so yeah did the hang out for a while thing, then a game with ahmed...and im actually really fantastic at this game. like its not even a contest. we squared off against shashir and this other dude that i had never seen before. shit was on. longish story short (im writing this part near the end of the blog and im very tired), we did 6 or 7 games. and we lost mooost of them. it was cool like ahmed and random guy were both good, like they were fairly even with getting stuff in and shashir and i were both bad, so it balanced out. there was one time where ahmed got a shot in that bounced off of one cup, off of one of the washing the ball cups and into a legit one. it was cool...thinking about it i dont think we won that game lol. basically this went on until everyone except for us had left, then like another half hour passed and we finished. then there was some chatroulette and hanging out in the third floor common room. which is sweet. like third floor common room is where its at. its quiet...and has other qualities. but yeah did that, hung out there for a friggin while. then randomly hung out with steph in the second floor common room for a while. goood time. also sleep was nice too lol.
also also the roomies and i spent a lot of time on chatroulette / omegele last night / i did a lot today. thats really creepy stuff. like between this and the cougar life im pretty much set for creepy for a while. it was weird, like we just randomly decided to go on and like 3 hours later i was super tired and had seen like 987343409101 dicks. like i have seen so many dicks in the last like 24 hours (no homo) its...actually i dont have a finish to that sentence...ive seen too many at this point. its sooo frustrating, every time i do new convo then move slightly away from the keyboard - even if its for a second - a dick shows up. eg: i close a convo and look over to see who blairs talking to. this lasts 2 seconds and when i go back to my screen, theres a really creepy man with a really depressing life on the screen. there was other stuff too. like in several hours on this bad boy ive had 2 good convos with people, ive seen 1 boobs, a bunch of people where the screen is really black and you can barely see their face (creepy) and a handful of emos, which were funny. and im pretty sure that i saw john lajoie and justin bieber and mystery guitar man online too. but one of them was probably a dude with a cool beard and the other one was probably just some douchey kid and the other one was a guy in sunglasses. the sad thing tho is that i spent like 3ish hours going between chatroulette and omegle video chat last night (not the sad part) and i went on like 3 different times today. like im on right now...probably getting jacked off at. not cool.
like how do you decide to go jack off in peoples faces on the internet? thats seriously fucked up. a lot.
also JUST learned that there is a chatroulette for mcmaster. that can only end well for everybody.
god damn the internet is messed up**.
not done yet. go to this site
http://therewillbebrawl.com/episodesEpisode1.php
some of you have probably heard of it...i doubt that many of you will care about it...its super rockin. if youre into this sort of stuff lol.
k now im done i think
songs
now: ulysseys - the franz. good band
on deck: whatever itunes wants ;)
on deck thats not really creepy?: prolly some bloc party later on
too much: doing a lot of radiohead recently...but its cool because theyre the best
shout outs
oh jeeze theres a bunch
k shout out jackie and sam first. way to go for doing what you do? jackie for not being here on friday and sam for legit being here and doing the bonfire thing on friday lol.
im pretty sure there was some more...let me know
oh shout out sarah im pretty sure. for being super loud at like 1am all the time?
k and really cool shout out
so ive been told that more than like just matt and carol read my blog. thats actually really sweet. like shout out all of the people who have recently started reading it, or have read it forever or anyone else out there. like if youve made it this far in the post thats pretty cool...id probably quit by now. yeah so way to go (Y)
in case youre still wondering how sick i am. its like 2am on tuesday (monday night) and im preeetty sick. but im gettin this out. because thats what matters right now. sleep and recuperation are for the weak.
on an unrelated note, i had to cut this one short, im reaaallllyyyyy tired. there might be a deleted scenes post sometime soon. probably not...but maybe
metal...sleep now
*also known as the internet
**hey everyone, when youre done reading the post, you should go check out 4chan. that place is really cool!
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Monday, March 22, 2010
so dont have a name for it...umm st patricks action sack?
nice
no apologies for lack of anything ever.
solid.
im good, ankles mostly better, just did a physics test that may or may not have gone well. not sure
but yeah im pretty sure that stuff has happened since the last legit post. whatever. i dont really have a game plan for this one. but lets go do one anyways.
so yeah ill start this off with a little fun fact that you may or may not know. i actually love the last post. a lot of you might have hated it, because of the less than like 19 pages of blog that it was, or because of the adult themes (drinking, meshuggah), or because it kinda sucked, but i really love it. like i dont really remember writing it and the next day i was like "oh man, champ. also i guess i look emo today". and i dunno, its fun. it like also reminded me that writing super long posts is way better than like 3 paragraph posts, like bloggers are known to do. like if this was a regular blog, this post would probably be done right now. and its not, so enjoy this right now. . . but yeah, i enjoy the last post.
brutal
so some of you that are super out of the loop might have been confused by the "also i guess i look emo today" part of the last paragraph, there was a bit of st pattys adventure action.
yeap. one thing that ive learned at mac is that on st patricks, people enjoy drinking at like 8am or other super ridiculously early times, which was hella convenient, because i was in class until like 730pm, so yeah good start. but that didnt really matter because once i got back, friggin everyone in life was drinking. like the common room was completely full of people drinking. super amazing. like it was full of people clearly drinking and having a lot of open liquor everywhere. so did that. it was st pattys, so i figured i would do liquid cocaine, which is a delicious mix of jager and goldschlager. like i figured that the jager bottle is green...and so is ireland...so it should work out pretty well.
yessir, double fisting jager and goldschlager, good time right now. then i went with most of the common room to some beer pong / flip cup stuff. good times, i didnt beer pong, or do very much cup flipping, but like drinking anyways, so it was cool. alllso, when i left i was walking back to my room and one of the CAs bitched me out for having bottles of liquor. it was so dumb. like people have been drinking in public all day. f that.
cool, so i checked out what shirley, jackie, sam, miranda and etc were doing / hang out with them. yeah so drinking more, and more people, then theyre like yeah coots is cool, lets go do the cootes thing. w.e, im drunk, thats sweet.
also it may have been around this time (probably not tho) that i got my hair straightened. again. i dont really remember it happening, and im not really sure why it happened, but like w.e. i was drunk enough to make decisions that i regretted later on. thats always a good excuse for anything. . super brutal. i looked super emo and my TAs made fun of me the next morning. gooood stuff.
yea, so drinking in like this swamp or something area that apparently exists like right beside res, whatever, cool stuff. i definitely didnt know that it existed. then we hit rams head...wasnt really counting on it being fun, or a good time at all, because that place is normally super balls. but yeah, we did that like up chickens drinking game that they did one time on the office and i a couple sips of my first ever green beer. it was cool stuff...i really cant remember if it was in any way better than a regular beer...im guessing that it was.
so the rest is kinda blurry. i remember having miranda trying to help me like look cool while at the bar or like how to like dance or sway or SOMETHING like that. cant remember very much. i definitely know she was like yeah just try swaying to the beat, and dont move your head very much. definitely cant remember much. good effort tho, i appreciate it...i was just too drunk and awk...probably more of the second one tho. im also pretty sure that i had some conversations with at least 2 people outside. i cant really remember, i think i talked to some chick about music for a bit. uhm she might have been like 25+, but thinking back, i really cant remember her face at all. as of right now, im sold that i talked to a blur.
whatever
by the time that we left, it was just carol, paula and i and we somehow got to this super random house party. definitely cannot remember very much of it...i think some dude was talking to dianne about shit. like how good it is to shit, or how much he shits or something. not great.
then carol and i walked back and according to the last post, we had some sort of heart to heart convo. yeaahhh, not really sure about that one. it probably was super rockin. i remember i think i tried piggybacking her for a minute...probably ended poorly.
then we got back and apparently i saw katie and took some pictures. sure. then did that last blog.
so yeah, did that, aced the programming lab the next morning while looking nice and emo. good stuff, go team. also i saw banjo a bunch of times doing like serious essay stuff, while everyone was having a good time. looked pretty lame...but way to have academic integrity?
alllssssoooo i just learned that the physics test that i thought i did not too poorly on actually pooped on me. so so much for my already outstanding average. thats cool...and on an unrelated note, if anyone wants to do a lot of liquor right now, im super down. and on an even more unrelated topic, get ready for forgetting all about your troubles with steve on friday. calc is more than likely going to make my bum larger than a watermelon... so yeah, get prepared.
also plus adventures to york on saturday. not too too much to report on. angies house was doing this like "last party ever" thing, which was a pretty big deal, so they had a very large amount of people over and a dj that was playing friggin drum and bass and dubstep and all of that rave etc that kids are into nowadays. it was actually sweet, like i love drum and bass. and i missed the rave the night before, so i got a bit of that sort of stuff in. also it was a york party, so there were obviously sketchy people there. i guess i didnt miss that much...but yeah, hung out there for a while, then hung out at toris, which was also really good, it was pretty quiet by the time that i got there, but w.e it was still good. sweet parties / night overall.
i do want to do a special announcement about alcohol to the kids / concerned people that may happen to read this here post.
remember how i said on st patricks day i was double fisting jager and goldschlager and it was amazing? well at angies, the plan was to do that again, but i was offered a cup to mix the stuff in, just to ease things up a bit. reallllyyyy bad call. liquid cocaine has a really large tendency to taste worse than death when its mixed improperly. this time, it tasted worse than what it would have tasted like if i threw it up. seriously. like it was worse than that time that i mixed southern comfort and JD. and that was terrible. up until 2 days ago that was the worst thing that i had ever tasted. but yeah, getting back to the point, if you choose to drink liquid cocaine, for your own good, please keep them in their respective containers until youre about to drink them. and when you do mix them, only mix like a shot or two at a time, so that youre 100% sure that you have the same amounts of the liquors.
seriously, i have a bottle of it in my freezer that has had more action as an ice pack than it has as a bottle of liquid ladies man. nooot good.
cool, so some more just general news, check
www.myspace.com/therivalboys
theyve just recorded / put new songs onto myspace, so check that out.
yeah i think ill end'er here. ive got school tomorrow
songs
now: bow and arrow - rival boys
on deck: probably more rival boys. maybe some first franz ferdinand album stuff. that things a piece of art
shout outs
shout out amelia. legit, fully blown shout out. hey other people that are reading this, carols getting a shout out and youre probably not getting one right now. enjoy it.
k was that good?
also shout out peter and angie and anyone else who is sick right now. ill be joining you very soon. (edit: its the next day, definitely sick. f everybody)
also also shout out the physics department for being dicks...also for using the crap out of them
cool this ones pretty much done.
/ signoff.
also potential book this summer. but keep that one to yourselves.
no apologies for lack of anything ever.
solid.
im good, ankles mostly better, just did a physics test that may or may not have gone well. not sure
but yeah im pretty sure that stuff has happened since the last legit post. whatever. i dont really have a game plan for this one. but lets go do one anyways.
so yeah ill start this off with a little fun fact that you may or may not know. i actually love the last post. a lot of you might have hated it, because of the less than like 19 pages of blog that it was, or because of the adult themes (drinking, meshuggah), or because it kinda sucked, but i really love it. like i dont really remember writing it and the next day i was like "oh man, champ. also i guess i look emo today". and i dunno, its fun. it like also reminded me that writing super long posts is way better than like 3 paragraph posts, like bloggers are known to do. like if this was a regular blog, this post would probably be done right now. and its not, so enjoy this right now. . . but yeah, i enjoy the last post.
brutal
so some of you that are super out of the loop might have been confused by the "also i guess i look emo today" part of the last paragraph, there was a bit of st pattys adventure action.
yeap. one thing that ive learned at mac is that on st patricks, people enjoy drinking at like 8am or other super ridiculously early times, which was hella convenient, because i was in class until like 730pm, so yeah good start. but that didnt really matter because once i got back, friggin everyone in life was drinking. like the common room was completely full of people drinking. super amazing. like it was full of people clearly drinking and having a lot of open liquor everywhere. so did that. it was st pattys, so i figured i would do liquid cocaine, which is a delicious mix of jager and goldschlager. like i figured that the jager bottle is green...and so is ireland...so it should work out pretty well.
yessir, double fisting jager and goldschlager, good time right now. then i went with most of the common room to some beer pong / flip cup stuff. good times, i didnt beer pong, or do very much cup flipping, but like drinking anyways, so it was cool. alllso, when i left i was walking back to my room and one of the CAs bitched me out for having bottles of liquor. it was so dumb. like people have been drinking in public all day. f that.
cool, so i checked out what shirley, jackie, sam, miranda and etc were doing / hang out with them. yeah so drinking more, and more people, then theyre like yeah coots is cool, lets go do the cootes thing. w.e, im drunk, thats sweet.
also it may have been around this time (probably not tho) that i got my hair straightened. again. i dont really remember it happening, and im not really sure why it happened, but like w.e. i was drunk enough to make decisions that i regretted later on. thats always a good excuse for anything. . super brutal. i looked super emo and my TAs made fun of me the next morning. gooood stuff.
yea, so drinking in like this swamp or something area that apparently exists like right beside res, whatever, cool stuff. i definitely didnt know that it existed. then we hit rams head...wasnt really counting on it being fun, or a good time at all, because that place is normally super balls. but yeah, we did that like up chickens drinking game that they did one time on the office and i a couple sips of my first ever green beer. it was cool stuff...i really cant remember if it was in any way better than a regular beer...im guessing that it was.
so the rest is kinda blurry. i remember having miranda trying to help me like look cool while at the bar or like how to like dance or sway or SOMETHING like that. cant remember very much. i definitely know she was like yeah just try swaying to the beat, and dont move your head very much. definitely cant remember much. good effort tho, i appreciate it...i was just too drunk and awk...probably more of the second one tho. im also pretty sure that i had some conversations with at least 2 people outside. i cant really remember, i think i talked to some chick about music for a bit. uhm she might have been like 25+, but thinking back, i really cant remember her face at all. as of right now, im sold that i talked to a blur.
whatever
by the time that we left, it was just carol, paula and i and we somehow got to this super random house party. definitely cannot remember very much of it...i think some dude was talking to dianne about shit. like how good it is to shit, or how much he shits or something. not great.
then carol and i walked back and according to the last post, we had some sort of heart to heart convo. yeaahhh, not really sure about that one. it probably was super rockin. i remember i think i tried piggybacking her for a minute...probably ended poorly.
then we got back and apparently i saw katie and took some pictures. sure. then did that last blog.
so yeah, did that, aced the programming lab the next morning while looking nice and emo. good stuff, go team. also i saw banjo a bunch of times doing like serious essay stuff, while everyone was having a good time. looked pretty lame...but way to have academic integrity?
alllssssoooo i just learned that the physics test that i thought i did not too poorly on actually pooped on me. so so much for my already outstanding average. thats cool...and on an unrelated note, if anyone wants to do a lot of liquor right now, im super down. and on an even more unrelated topic, get ready for forgetting all about your troubles with steve on friday. calc is more than likely going to make my bum larger than a watermelon... so yeah, get prepared.
also plus adventures to york on saturday. not too too much to report on. angies house was doing this like "last party ever" thing, which was a pretty big deal, so they had a very large amount of people over and a dj that was playing friggin drum and bass and dubstep and all of that rave etc that kids are into nowadays. it was actually sweet, like i love drum and bass. and i missed the rave the night before, so i got a bit of that sort of stuff in. also it was a york party, so there were obviously sketchy people there. i guess i didnt miss that much...but yeah, hung out there for a while, then hung out at toris, which was also really good, it was pretty quiet by the time that i got there, but w.e it was still good. sweet parties / night overall.
i do want to do a special announcement about alcohol to the kids / concerned people that may happen to read this here post.
remember how i said on st patricks day i was double fisting jager and goldschlager and it was amazing? well at angies, the plan was to do that again, but i was offered a cup to mix the stuff in, just to ease things up a bit. reallllyyyy bad call. liquid cocaine has a really large tendency to taste worse than death when its mixed improperly. this time, it tasted worse than what it would have tasted like if i threw it up. seriously. like it was worse than that time that i mixed southern comfort and JD. and that was terrible. up until 2 days ago that was the worst thing that i had ever tasted. but yeah, getting back to the point, if you choose to drink liquid cocaine, for your own good, please keep them in their respective containers until youre about to drink them. and when you do mix them, only mix like a shot or two at a time, so that youre 100% sure that you have the same amounts of the liquors.
seriously, i have a bottle of it in my freezer that has had more action as an ice pack than it has as a bottle of liquid ladies man. nooot good.
cool, so some more just general news, check
www.myspace.com/therivalboys
theyve just recorded / put new songs onto myspace, so check that out.
yeah i think ill end'er here. ive got school tomorrow
songs
now: bow and arrow - rival boys
on deck: probably more rival boys. maybe some first franz ferdinand album stuff. that things a piece of art
shout outs
shout out amelia. legit, fully blown shout out. hey other people that are reading this, carols getting a shout out and youre probably not getting one right now. enjoy it.
k was that good?
also shout out peter and angie and anyone else who is sick right now. ill be joining you very soon. (edit: its the next day, definitely sick. f everybody)
also also shout out the physics department for being dicks...also for using the crap out of them
cool this ones pretty much done.
/ signoff.
also potential book this summer. but keep that one to yourselves.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
it sure is
its st patrick day
its 335am
its a little rough
i just wrote a love note on the american dollars wall (http://www.myspace.com/americandollarband)
im watching a meshuggah dvd that i have in my desk drawer on youtube right now
i have a programming lab worth 6% of my mark in 8 hours
im moderately (a lot) still drunk from festivivities
yeah. i told myself id do one tongight. rough stuff.
also my ankels okay. not much else to report. the american dollar / meshuggah / radiohead / rhcp are the best ever.
i think ive done some adventures since the last post. i cant really remember
yeah
songs
right now: meshuggah - bleed - alive cd/dvd fucking metal and 9/10ths sooooooo good
on deck: more meshuggah or amdoll. not really sure.
shout outs
shout out pendleton for being awsome and heart to heart action im pretty sure...not really sure
/ shout out amber way more for being not near mac on saint pattys action day. not really sure what this shout out entails, but yeah, way to be not drinking near mac today...or something
yeah i thihnk thats all i can do right now. moremeshuggah right now.
also potential book on the horizon. talk to me in the summer. or comment on the blog/facebook if theres a topic that you need written about. currently its emos, but that is hopefully/probably going to change...yeah
anyways full post sometime soon. ima sleeep now. test sooooonnnnn,.
its 335am
its a little rough
i just wrote a love note on the american dollars wall (http://www.myspace.com/americandollarband)
im watching a meshuggah dvd that i have in my desk drawer on youtube right now
i have a programming lab worth 6% of my mark in 8 hours
im moderately (a lot) still drunk from festivivities
yeah. i told myself id do one tongight. rough stuff.
also my ankels okay. not much else to report. the american dollar / meshuggah / radiohead / rhcp are the best ever.
i think ive done some adventures since the last post. i cant really remember
yeah
songs
right now: meshuggah - bleed - alive cd/dvd fucking metal and 9/10ths sooooooo good
on deck: more meshuggah or amdoll. not really sure.
shout outs
shout out pendleton for being awsome and heart to heart action im pretty sure...not really sure
/ shout out amber way more for being not near mac on saint pattys action day. not really sure what this shout out entails, but yeah, way to be not drinking near mac today...or something
yeah i thihnk thats all i can do right now. moremeshuggah right now.
also potential book on the horizon. talk to me in the summer. or comment on the blog/facebook if theres a topic that you need written about. currently its emos, but that is hopefully/probably going to change...yeah
anyways full post sometime soon. ima sleeep now. test sooooonnnnn,.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
lol right....
oh hey...whats going on?
me? not too much. you know, living life and stuff. not too much.
you been good? thats good. ive been kinda busy lately...school and whatnot.
where have i been? wait are you saying that its been a month since the last post? oh jeeze i had no idea, i been at school. and home for reading week i guess. and school for a long time as well.
hmmmmmmm
yeah man so im just going to pretend like i havent not posted in a month. like that last one was so darn good i figured youd need a minute to recover...lets go with that
anywaaayyyysssss
so yeah like probably was saying, ive been doing a lot of school. like going on adventures, then blogging about said adventures takes a lot of time. time that i dont really have right now, because i would like to get back to mac for year 2.
also there will probably be a lack of decent grammar again. im writing this in like sections where i have some free time. also continuity errors. you can probably count on those
at least some things wont change.
alright enough apologies.
strap in.
so as a couple of you have noticed, steve is now "plus 2 to casts" or something to that extent, and im betting that a lot of you are wondering why.
on saturday night i went to this already in progress, semi legit bonfire in this forest that turns out to be right beside campus. i had no idea. its pretty nice.
so i met paul and cassie and we trekked down this like icy like dirt road / hill to this like fire pit area thingy where katie, banjo and tomas were already like hanging out / making smores and having a good campfire time. as we arrive i noticed some bandits who just robbed a bank were about to hurt some puppies and other small animals. i had to step in. so i ran at them and kicked all of their asses. but i actually kicked their asses like too hard, and i rolled my ankle when i was curbstomping one of the dudes on a log and i sprained it.
thats definitely what happened. . .
we also saw some deer and banjo had one like half run at him. pretty successful mission
so when i got to my room like 2 hours later i was relieved to learn that the area around that bone that sticks out from the side of your foot had grown to like 5 times its normal width. and i had thought that i hurt myself. silly me.
so yeah next morning i got efrt to escort me to the hospital because she was starting to hurt a buttload. long story short: i got to spend my afternoon in the hamilton ER waiting room. gooood times. i still maintain that hamilton is suuuper sketchy. and that im in the wrong program at mac. those nurses were friggin hot. but i engineering probably has some perks that i havent discovered yet...at least i hope so.
so longer story shorter, its tuesday at 12:33am (basically monday), i have crutches, my foot has a large bruise running down the side of it and my foot is really swollen. and as peter put it so well, it looks like i have a cankle on one of my feet. good stuff. bonus: its now 1:07 am and i just noticed that my toe is starting to bruise. gooood stuff
slash. im going to cut this one kinda short, so that i can get it posted, i feel kinda bad. ill do some more stuff tho
yep, so heres a steves patented report on: Dirty Dogs saloon / goodtimes adventure spot.
what this means to the casual reader is that like 2 weeks or so ago i went to a country bar. in hamilton. and, most importantly, it was sleazier than the VI. i know, i didnt think that such a thing could exist. but it does.
so yeah i went with carol, jackie, sam, miranda and her bf to this country bar in the downtown hammer. and im not talking the semi legit hess area thats sort of nice and only moderately sketchy, i mean like super downtown. it was really rough. so yeah downtown hammer, good start.
i guess one of the common themes in country bars is having girls dancing on the tables and bar and stuff and having a mechanical bull and other classy stuff. its probably a good thing...not really here as much, but i can see it being a good time in a legit bar in a legit city, and this is hamilton, so thats not happening right now. gooood times
but yeah we get inside and in my fairly inebriated, glasses needing state i go "oh damn thars some chicks dancing on the bar, ill do a closer inspection". yeaahh bad call. some girls were hot, most were old or fat or a delicious combination of the two. i got another drink. nailed it.
after receiving the drink i took a lean on the bar (looking out) and i did like a once over of the scene. it was cool. remember when i said chicks dancing on bar / tables? that means that there was going to be a large population of those creepy guys that stand on the outside of the dance floor and just like peer in looking at chicks. also remember when i said that this was downtown hammer and that most of the chicks were fat / old?
this was a good crowd.
and what happened was i honestly spent most of the time there just people watching. it was amazing. i had never seen such a crowd of like super sleazy guys and generally not very attractive older ladies getting hit on by said guys before. im not even kidding, i spent most of time just people watching. more than once i was one of the creepy guys that stands on the outside of the dancefloor, but i was watching alllll of the people on the inside and giggling really hard to myself. sooooo good. like i basically carried around a cup of ice so that i could hold the cup up to my face so it wouldnt look like i was some random guy laughing by himself on the side of the bar.
but yeah i guess that wasnt really a review. whatever. i give dirty dogs drinking depository a "you should definitely go". i dunno, i really enjoy people watching sleazy people.
ill probably go back...
and also right after reading week i got a fairly large shipment of american dollar stuff. fuuckkkinnggg sollliiiddddd. you should definitely listen to them.
also what really happened is when i got to the firepit area, i jumped and tried to bounce off of a strategically placed log and the ground that had been raised beside it, but the ground turned out to just be a bush or something that resulted some ankle rolling. not really fun.
songs
right now: harvest - opeth. ima try to get into these guys. my life isnt as progressive as i would like it to be
too much: too much to choose from. ive been listening to meshuggah alive a lot. its solid. definitely not as much american dollar as i should be
on deck: lets do amdoll atlas / from the inland sea. good band
shout outs
oh jeeze i have to do a lot of these.
kay
so
ill start with the efrt dude that drove to/from the hospital. the dude was super legit, plus shouting out a like essential services guy make me seem more legit. good stuff
backlogged shout outs
lets see...i think i said id shout out jackie and probably miranda and sam as well. good times drinking and bar actioning. go team, way to go
i was also supposed to shout out katie and sarah for being lesbians again, but that was like a week ago, so im not sure how thats going. anyways, way to go
i should probably also shout out doug because apparently stuff and rabbits is back up. i dont believe it. and hes got twitter. thats very...cool of him. way to go
and ill be back pretty soon with another post. this blog isnt going to pull a stuff and rabbits on you guys. lol
and ima leave this with you guys. if you like having your mind blown, id recommend checking it. youll probably be surprised. i was.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eafiz11hW9s
whats even more mind blowing is that this is from 1989. yeah.
also shout out susan. mostly for berating me into doing another blog so i could shout her out in said blog. good stuff sir...but naw shes cool. dont hold that against her if you were planning on doing that
k so that should do it. pretty short one, probably wasnt that great either, but w.e. 2 minutes in sort of heaven is better than 1 minute in sort of heaven.
cool
alwaaays i want to be with you and make believe with you and live in harmony, harmony, oohh loove
me? not too much. you know, living life and stuff. not too much.
you been good? thats good. ive been kinda busy lately...school and whatnot.
where have i been? wait are you saying that its been a month since the last post? oh jeeze i had no idea, i been at school. and home for reading week i guess. and school for a long time as well.
hmmmmmmm
yeah man so im just going to pretend like i havent not posted in a month. like that last one was so darn good i figured youd need a minute to recover...lets go with that
anywaaayyyysssss
so yeah like probably was saying, ive been doing a lot of school. like going on adventures, then blogging about said adventures takes a lot of time. time that i dont really have right now, because i would like to get back to mac for year 2.
also there will probably be a lack of decent grammar again. im writing this in like sections where i have some free time. also continuity errors. you can probably count on those
at least some things wont change.
alright enough apologies.
strap in.
so as a couple of you have noticed, steve is now "plus 2 to casts" or something to that extent, and im betting that a lot of you are wondering why.
on saturday night i went to this already in progress, semi legit bonfire in this forest that turns out to be right beside campus. i had no idea. its pretty nice.
so i met paul and cassie and we trekked down this like icy like dirt road / hill to this like fire pit area thingy where katie, banjo and tomas were already like hanging out / making smores and having a good campfire time. as we arrive i noticed some bandits who just robbed a bank were about to hurt some puppies and other small animals. i had to step in. so i ran at them and kicked all of their asses. but i actually kicked their asses like too hard, and i rolled my ankle when i was curbstomping one of the dudes on a log and i sprained it.
thats definitely what happened. . .
we also saw some deer and banjo had one like half run at him. pretty successful mission
so when i got to my room like 2 hours later i was relieved to learn that the area around that bone that sticks out from the side of your foot had grown to like 5 times its normal width. and i had thought that i hurt myself. silly me.
so yeah next morning i got efrt to escort me to the hospital because she was starting to hurt a buttload. long story short: i got to spend my afternoon in the hamilton ER waiting room. gooood times. i still maintain that hamilton is suuuper sketchy. and that im in the wrong program at mac. those nurses were friggin hot. but i engineering probably has some perks that i havent discovered yet...at least i hope so.
so longer story shorter, its tuesday at 12:33am (basically monday), i have crutches, my foot has a large bruise running down the side of it and my foot is really swollen. and as peter put it so well, it looks like i have a cankle on one of my feet. good stuff. bonus: its now 1:07 am and i just noticed that my toe is starting to bruise. gooood stuff
slash. im going to cut this one kinda short, so that i can get it posted, i feel kinda bad. ill do some more stuff tho
yep, so heres a steves patented report on: Dirty Dogs saloon / goodtimes adventure spot.
what this means to the casual reader is that like 2 weeks or so ago i went to a country bar. in hamilton. and, most importantly, it was sleazier than the VI. i know, i didnt think that such a thing could exist. but it does.
so yeah i went with carol, jackie, sam, miranda and her bf to this country bar in the downtown hammer. and im not talking the semi legit hess area thats sort of nice and only moderately sketchy, i mean like super downtown. it was really rough. so yeah downtown hammer, good start.
i guess one of the common themes in country bars is having girls dancing on the tables and bar and stuff and having a mechanical bull and other classy stuff. its probably a good thing...not really here as much, but i can see it being a good time in a legit bar in a legit city, and this is hamilton, so thats not happening right now. gooood times
but yeah we get inside and in my fairly inebriated, glasses needing state i go "oh damn thars some chicks dancing on the bar, ill do a closer inspection". yeaahh bad call. some girls were hot, most were old or fat or a delicious combination of the two. i got another drink. nailed it.
after receiving the drink i took a lean on the bar (looking out) and i did like a once over of the scene. it was cool. remember when i said chicks dancing on bar / tables? that means that there was going to be a large population of those creepy guys that stand on the outside of the dance floor and just like peer in looking at chicks. also remember when i said that this was downtown hammer and that most of the chicks were fat / old?
this was a good crowd.
and what happened was i honestly spent most of the time there just people watching. it was amazing. i had never seen such a crowd of like super sleazy guys and generally not very attractive older ladies getting hit on by said guys before. im not even kidding, i spent most of time just people watching. more than once i was one of the creepy guys that stands on the outside of the dancefloor, but i was watching alllll of the people on the inside and giggling really hard to myself. sooooo good. like i basically carried around a cup of ice so that i could hold the cup up to my face so it wouldnt look like i was some random guy laughing by himself on the side of the bar.
but yeah i guess that wasnt really a review. whatever. i give dirty dogs drinking depository a "you should definitely go". i dunno, i really enjoy people watching sleazy people.
ill probably go back...
and also right after reading week i got a fairly large shipment of american dollar stuff. fuuckkkinnggg sollliiiddddd. you should definitely listen to them.
also what really happened is when i got to the firepit area, i jumped and tried to bounce off of a strategically placed log and the ground that had been raised beside it, but the ground turned out to just be a bush or something that resulted some ankle rolling. not really fun.
songs
right now: harvest - opeth. ima try to get into these guys. my life isnt as progressive as i would like it to be
too much: too much to choose from. ive been listening to meshuggah alive a lot. its solid. definitely not as much american dollar as i should be
on deck: lets do amdoll atlas / from the inland sea. good band
shout outs
oh jeeze i have to do a lot of these.
kay
so
ill start with the efrt dude that drove to/from the hospital. the dude was super legit, plus shouting out a like essential services guy make me seem more legit. good stuff
backlogged shout outs
lets see...i think i said id shout out jackie and probably miranda and sam as well. good times drinking and bar actioning. go team, way to go
i was also supposed to shout out katie and sarah for being lesbians again, but that was like a week ago, so im not sure how thats going. anyways, way to go
i should probably also shout out doug because apparently stuff and rabbits is back up. i dont believe it. and hes got twitter. thats very...cool of him. way to go
and ill be back pretty soon with another post. this blog isnt going to pull a stuff and rabbits on you guys. lol
and ima leave this with you guys. if you like having your mind blown, id recommend checking it. youll probably be surprised. i was.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eafiz11hW9s
whats even more mind blowing is that this is from 1989. yeah.
also shout out susan. mostly for berating me into doing another blog so i could shout her out in said blog. good stuff sir...but naw shes cool. dont hold that against her if you were planning on doing that
k so that should do it. pretty short one, probably wasnt that great either, but w.e. 2 minutes in sort of heaven is better than 1 minute in sort of heaven.
cool
alwaaays i want to be with you and make believe with you and live in harmony, harmony, oohh loove
Monday, February 8, 2010
jeeze my life is shady
so i think that im having shadiness thrust upon me.
let me explain.
did any of you see the movie click with adam sandler, the walken and mr hoff? i doubt you did, but let me do a brief overview of it, so i can link back to my thesis. so in the movie adam sandler gets this remote control that can like speed up time and etc. one of the features of said remote is that he can speed up sections of his life that he doesnt really enjoy: family dinners, working, foreplay with the wife, etc, so that he doesnt have to consciously do them. so the remote has a ANOTHER feature that makes it learn what you like to do / dont do and it automatically speeds up time for you so you dont have to. then it goes out of control and adam sandler wakes up fat and etc.
heres the overlap
ive done a coupla shady thing lately (rave, others from mr blog) and now im having shady things thrust upon me without my consent. like i was happy to go to the rave and etc, like i chose to be shady for those nights and do that. now its sort of falling into my lap
so 2ish days ago i get a mysterious friend request on msn. its from an address called "calandrawrigley5037@thahotmail". im like. hm maybe this is someone that i know, ill start an msn chat with them.
heres the transcript. i enjoyed it.
ps when i put text in like brackets or italics or something those represent my thoughts on the situation as its happening
To: CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com
Start Time: 11:05:24 PM; End Time: 11:24:25 PM
steve says: (11:05:28 PM)hello?
yeah alright who is this...
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:05:40 PM)hey
steve says: (11:05:58 PM)umm whats up?
steve says: (11:06:03 PM)/ do i know you?
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:06:09 PM)i'm 21/f your a male right?
what? alright this is probably something ridiculous...i guess ill play along
steve says: (11:06:22 PM)yeah sure
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:06:33 PM)nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
steve says: (11:07:08 PM)fuck if i know
steve says: (11:07:09 PM)msn?
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:07:19 PM)I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
what. . . ?
steve says: (11:08:10 PM)lol no
steve says: (11:08:20 PM)/ is this like a random dating site thing?
MAYBE wrong email. potentially.
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:08:21 PM)Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
lol oohhh man
steve says: (11:08:39 PM)like all i know is you randomly added me on msn and that youre 21 /f
and that youre name is probably rick
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:08:51 PM)I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
lol okay lets see how shady this is
steve says: (11:10:41 PM)yeah sure?
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:10:53 PM)Ok go to http://www.mywebcamcrush.com/CrushzSpot accept the invite on the page baby
(its at this point that i grab my roommates and get them briefed on the shadiness of the sitiation. its sick)
steve says: (11:11:10 PM)alright im on it
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:11:22 PM)sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
steve says: (11:11:37 PM)yeah just wait there baby
steve says: (11:11:38 PM)soooo down
(steve web flirting. pretty good, i know)
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:11:49 PM)its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
steve says: (11:12:10 PM)whats a CC?
peter: i think CC means credit card.
steve: siiirrrrr
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:12:22 PM)What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
steve says: (11:13:18 PM)do you have seethrough ones?
me being witty
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:13:30 PM)Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
man thats sick! i just met this "chick" and shell do anything i want her to! i must have lucked the crap out of this one!
steve says: (11:13:42 PM)id definitely give my credit card for seethrough panties
steve says: (11:13:49 PM)alright wait there
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:13:53 PM)Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
steve says: (11:13:54 PM)ill go grab my SIN number
steve says: (11:14:02 PM)ksolid
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:14:13 PM)u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety :-(
man no SIN number? what kind of identity theft system is this?
steve says: (11:14:41 PM)1234 - 3541 - 6879 - 7564
(blairs like just put in some random numbers)
steve says: (11:14:45 PM)is that good?
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:14:52 PM)k you in yet babe??
steve says: (11:14:59 PM)yeah i am
definitely not
steve says: (11:15:01 PM)its super hot
steve says: (11:15:08 PM)i have a raging boner right now
definitely do
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:15:11 PM)k
steve says: (11:15:41 PM)aww yeah
(time passes)
steve says: (11:18:29 PM)this is super hot
not really. chick hasnt responded in a while. what a bitch.
steve says: (11:19:26 PM)are you still on?
steve says: (11:23:04 PM)alright anyways ima go get my identity stolen a couple more times
steve says: (11:23:06 PM)later!
soooooo pissed
yeah dude thats my goodtimes convo.
BUT after doing this, the always insightful peter told blair and i about this website where you can have random webcams with people and one where you can have random anonymous convos with people. its really creepy, like most of the time you get accosted. its really sweet...
yeah.
also f life. i started this post on like monday or so. and its like thursday right now.
toooooo much engineering.
ALSO
reading week starts tomorrow. i have a super large calculus test at 530 tomorrow. so reading week will start off fantastically like try to remove it from my bum and go home. pretty cool
yeah dude
songs
right now: kelsey grammer as sideshow bob singing on the simpsons lol
on deck: tonnes of calculus
new thing that is sweet: messhuggah has a new dvd out called alive that is friggin amazing. yeah carol, its super solid.
shout outs
not really sure who to do. lets do dr childs. because hes is making life pretty balls right now.
yeah lets go with that
anyways tho. as you guys might remember, reading week starts tomorrow, so expect a couple of posts. ill actually have some time then. check that action out.
let me explain.
did any of you see the movie click with adam sandler, the walken and mr hoff? i doubt you did, but let me do a brief overview of it, so i can link back to my thesis. so in the movie adam sandler gets this remote control that can like speed up time and etc. one of the features of said remote is that he can speed up sections of his life that he doesnt really enjoy: family dinners, working, foreplay with the wife, etc, so that he doesnt have to consciously do them. so the remote has a ANOTHER feature that makes it learn what you like to do / dont do and it automatically speeds up time for you so you dont have to. then it goes out of control and adam sandler wakes up fat and etc.
heres the overlap
ive done a coupla shady thing lately (rave, others from mr blog) and now im having shady things thrust upon me without my consent. like i was happy to go to the rave and etc, like i chose to be shady for those nights and do that. now its sort of falling into my lap
so 2ish days ago i get a mysterious friend request on msn. its from an address called "calandrawrigley5037@thahotmail". im like. hm maybe this is someone that i know, ill start an msn chat with them.
heres the transcript. i enjoyed it.
ps when i put text in like brackets or italics or something those represent my thoughts on the situation as its happening
To: CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com
Start Time: 11:05:24 PM; End Time: 11:24:25 PM
steve says: (11:05:28 PM)hello?
yeah alright who is this...
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:05:40 PM)hey
steve says: (11:05:58 PM)umm whats up?
steve says: (11:06:03 PM)/ do i know you?
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:06:09 PM)i'm 21/f your a male right?
what? alright this is probably something ridiculous...i guess ill play along
steve says: (11:06:22 PM)yeah sure
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:06:33 PM)nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
steve says: (11:07:08 PM)fuck if i know
steve says: (11:07:09 PM)msn?
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:07:19 PM)I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
what. . . ?
steve says: (11:08:10 PM)lol no
steve says: (11:08:20 PM)/ is this like a random dating site thing?
MAYBE wrong email. potentially.
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:08:21 PM)Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
lol oohhh man
steve says: (11:08:39 PM)like all i know is you randomly added me on msn and that youre 21 /f
and that youre name is probably rick
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:08:51 PM)I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
lol okay lets see how shady this is
steve says: (11:10:41 PM)yeah sure?
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:10:53 PM)Ok go to http://www.mywebcamcrush.com/CrushzSpot accept the invite on the page baby
(its at this point that i grab my roommates and get them briefed on the shadiness of the sitiation. its sick)
steve says: (11:11:10 PM)alright im on it
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:11:22 PM)sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
steve says: (11:11:37 PM)yeah just wait there baby
steve says: (11:11:38 PM)soooo down
(steve web flirting. pretty good, i know)
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:11:49 PM)its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
steve says: (11:12:10 PM)whats a CC?
peter: i think CC means credit card.
steve: siiirrrrr
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:12:22 PM)What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
steve says: (11:13:18 PM)do you have seethrough ones?
me being witty
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:13:30 PM)Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
man thats sick! i just met this "chick" and shell do anything i want her to! i must have lucked the crap out of this one!
steve says: (11:13:42 PM)id definitely give my credit card for seethrough panties
steve says: (11:13:49 PM)alright wait there
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:13:53 PM)Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
steve says: (11:13:54 PM)ill go grab my SIN number
steve says: (11:14:02 PM)ksolid
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:14:13 PM)u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety :-(
man no SIN number? what kind of identity theft system is this?
steve says: (11:14:41 PM)1234 - 3541 - 6879 - 7564
(blairs like just put in some random numbers)
steve says: (11:14:45 PM)is that good?
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:14:52 PM)k you in yet babe??
steve says: (11:14:59 PM)yeah i am
definitely not
steve says: (11:15:01 PM)its super hot
steve says: (11:15:08 PM)i have a raging boner right now
definitely do
CalandraWrigley5037@hotmail.com says: (11:15:11 PM)k
steve says: (11:15:41 PM)aww yeah
(time passes)
steve says: (11:18:29 PM)this is super hot
not really. chick hasnt responded in a while. what a bitch.
steve says: (11:19:26 PM)are you still on?
steve says: (11:23:04 PM)alright anyways ima go get my identity stolen a couple more times
steve says: (11:23:06 PM)later!
soooooo pissed
yeah dude thats my goodtimes convo.
BUT after doing this, the always insightful peter told blair and i about this website where you can have random webcams with people and one where you can have random anonymous convos with people. its really creepy, like most of the time you get accosted. its really sweet...
yeah.
also f life. i started this post on like monday or so. and its like thursday right now.
toooooo much engineering.
ALSO
reading week starts tomorrow. i have a super large calculus test at 530 tomorrow. so reading week will start off fantastically like try to remove it from my bum and go home. pretty cool
yeah dude
songs
right now: kelsey grammer as sideshow bob singing on the simpsons lol
on deck: tonnes of calculus
new thing that is sweet: messhuggah has a new dvd out called alive that is friggin amazing. yeah carol, its super solid.
shout outs
not really sure who to do. lets do dr childs. because hes is making life pretty balls right now.
yeah lets go with that
anyways tho. as you guys might remember, reading week starts tomorrow, so expect a couple of posts. ill actually have some time then. check that action out.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Jan 31 Part 2: The Shadiest Steve Has Ever Been Revisted
kman part dos of the post from earlier
also forgive the lateness, this was a hell of a post to write. like i wrote this bad boy in like chunks. super brutal.
also please pretend like there is good grammar in this one. theres going to be some rough parts. i promise.
so this part of the post is just going to be a retelling of the evening of jan 30, 2010 and some hours the next morning
yeah
go
yeah so she started off pretty good, i didnt go out the night before, i got plenty of sleep, woke up at like noon or 1. good start.
pretty easy day, grabbed some food, watched some seinfeld, did some homework, etc. easy
so the plan was to go to TO with the mac crowd, meet up with ruth and shawn, see the rival boys play, remeet the mac crowd at a rave, get some cheques for my landlord later on from ruth, back to mac. no problem
obviously thats shady, but it doesnt sound THAT shady.
it started off well. there was like 9ish of us and we were going to meet at 630 in front of whidden and get to downtown hamilton to grab the 730 bus to the TO. we ended up leaving whidden at like 710, but it worked out. the hsr to downtown was just pulling into the stop as we got there and everything worked out perfectly. we waited like 1 minute for the go to TO and it was cool.
were sitting at about an 8.5 out of 10 right now. i didnt bring gloves, because i wasnt sure about the conditions (coldness vs shadiness) and we did some light running, but everything else was good. not much to ACTUALLY complain about.
k right on so we arrive in TO. im not really sure where theyre going and as far as i know, im meeting my sister her bf shawn at union. so i part ways with the group and try to get my way to a good meeting point. so i texted ruth to text me when shes near, so that we could grab a streetcar / subway to lees palace for the concert. so i sit around union station for a while and catch up with some of the locals. which means i grabbed a seat and didnt make eye contact with anyone. i texted ruth with a where are you? and she was like were close to yonge. so i proceed to yonge, which was actually a lot harder than i thought. i forgot that the bus depot (the easternmost part of union station was the part that went onto yonge and that the bus depot and the like main concourse area was not the bus depot. so i walked to like bay street, then west over to university and got like locked out of like some of the buildings / walkways, so i had to walk through this like creepy construction area. pretty shady, but still no problem. i got to yonge. 7 out of 10
its at this point that im going to point out that it was cold outside. like <-10 with wind if i was to approximate. and my ensemble was not prepared for this. i was wearing thin sweater, peacoat, jeans, shoes and no gloves. so keep this in mind.
k im at yonge and front street. ive been trying to contact ruth and i get a text "lol were not meeting you at union". solid. mission time.
i start northbound and get to like the next block and decide to subway'r. its really cold and bloor / bathurst is a loooong way away. i figure that i would have to do this sort of transit at some point or another, so its cool. a tad irked, but cool 6.8 out of 10. still rockin
so i actually got lost again. the subway actually worked out really well, it basically got me to my location, bathurst / bloor, but i got my north / south mixed up. so i was supposed to go east on bloor, but i ended up going west into korea town. long story short (lol), i got to some bar and it was cool. concert in a bit, stuffs working out, 8 or 9 out of 10.
so we hung out for a while, the rival boys didnt go on until like 1130, which meant get to lees palace at 1100, lots of time. its cool. we go to a different bar and hang out for a while. i got a beer. then more hanging out, then we went to lees. metal. 9 out of 10, 1 beer in system.
we actually lined up right behind my aunt (two of the band members are my cousins), which was pretty weird. it was cool, but it was weird.
we hung out inside for a minute, just waiting for stuff to start, pretty good. i got another beer. so rival boys are on in a minute and ive got one and a half beers in me. 10 out of 10. awesome
rival boys kicked the shit out of the show. they were only on for like half an hour or 40 mins or something, but they killed it. i rocked out on the floor the whole time. it was so much fun and they were sooo good and i dont really know what else to say about it. SO good
check this
http://www.myspace.com/therivalboys
soooooo good
it ended, we said goodbyes to the extended fam and we departed. i did some transit with ruth and shawn and broke off from them at about 1245ish. not really sure what time.
then part two
part two is what you guys really came here to see. no one really cared about "steve goes to TO and had a good time", "steve goes to a rave" is where its at.
it sure is.
heres just some more set up info, just in case youve lost track
its probably about 1. maybe. i just got off of the streetcar and am staring down three ~16 year old kids who are at a door under a sign that says the reverb (the destination). its -93210 with the wind outside and im not really dressed well, because i dont want to look like a weenie in front of the rave people and i dont want to get something weird on very many of my clothes. im feeling kinda shitty, because i kinda just ditched my sister. she didnt really want me to go to this thing by myself because its going to be super duper shady and all that stuff, but i went. because im a champ i guess. or a dick. not really sure. i just had my balls rocked off at the rival boys show. im probably going to be sore, and the rock was quite a bit of energy. im a little tired. ive had 2 beers, but theres probably only 1 that is actually in my system. i texted a few of the people to let them know that ill be there soon, because i need some codes to get me in.
go.
k so here i am. i see a sign that says the reverb over a pretty shitty looking door and some weird looking kids sitting outside. i originally would have said that they look emo, but they definitely werent. sorry. they probably were, because they were teenagers, but they were dressed like way more over the top than regular emos. as it turns out that thats the way that ravers dress. and remember, im in my rock duds: peacoat, plaid sweater, american dollar shirt, jeans and plaid shoes. these kids (and most of the other people) are in neon. its cool
so i go up to them and im like is this the rave and theyre like yeah, but youre probably not going to get in because shes at capacity right now. we decide to walk to the like main entrance when i see ahmed and hes like dude ive been waiting outside since like 1030 (its like 1 right now). so hes like fml were not getting in any time soon and he didnt have a place to stay, so he had to like wait for the rave to end. it was a pretty bad scene. so naturally we went to a bar across the street.
the bar was cool. i have no idea what it was called, or any real info on it. the bathroom was really small, but it was by NO means the worst bathroom that i saw that night. it was pretty empty, which was nice.
so yeah, ahmed and i got a beer and watched maybe like half an hour or so of the leafs game an listened to some jazz music. it was pretty solid.
yup, so we ditched the bar after like 45 mins and decided to head back to the reverb and just wait and hope something good would happen. remember its cold. so we waited outside and talked to a coupla randoms and whatnot when this security guards like you guys should be standing in line, some people are leaving, so you might be able to get in. and were like sweet! good call!. we waited in line for maybe 8 minutes and we got let in.
so the actual space that the rave was in is the second floor of the club. we walked up this really tight and dirty staircase and paid friggin $20 to get in. i was actually really pissed that i had to pay 20 dollars. i figured that it wasnt going to be worth it. i figured that.
then we got to it. upstairs. the rave.
the place was packed. it was really dark, with basically only black lights and like lasers lighting up the place. but it worked out pretty well, because the black light and the neon made like a quarter of each person was really bright. it was cool
so by the time we got inside the rave had been going on for like 5 hours, so the place smelled terrible. there was sooo much BO. like you would get used to it, but every once in a while some dude who spent most of the night givering would walk by and it would smell sooooo bad.
but yeah ahmed and i went and did the coat check thing, then hit the floor. it was nuts. people were just givering. like it was intense drum and bass music and people were just going for it. it was actually really cool
we met up with the original group of people said the whats up and happy birthdays and etc and didnt really know what to do. it was kinda awk. like ahmed and i were the ONLY people there who werent on some sort of chemical drug. like there was soooooo much e and etc (lol) happening. also i probably had like 1 beer still in my system. MAYBE one and a half, but still, i was definitely sober. definitely.
but it was cool. we were both like 'f it' and we went and actually danced. i gaver too. like most of the people i was with probably didnt notice and not many people can really appreciate what that means, but i gave the shit out of her and danced my balls off. i actually danced for like a long time. and actually danced. it was cool
but yeah the actual rave.
so basically everyone that was there was decked out in neon and tons of like bead bracelets and like synthetic dreadlocks and furry boots and shit. and soooo many girls were in like bikinis or like suuuuppppeerrrr skanky clothing. and they were all on e and stuff so i didnt feel bad for doing a bit of staring. it was sweet.
so yeah there was the really hot girls wearing super skimpy neon bikinis, the regular (?) ravers who wore like neon and other accessories, nothing overly slutty, the coupla handfuls of awk males (like myself), some miscellaneous, and more than a few scary older men. like these guys were friggin creeeeppyyy. like VI old man creepy, but with more chemical drugs and more (actually) hot girls in skimpier clothing. it was rough
while im on this subject i would like to make special mention to the creepiest / scariest man that i have EVER seen in my life. so you bar goers (at least the VI goers) know that theres always the obligatory creepy dude with a beer standing at the side of the dance floor staring into the crowd with a beer in his hand, right? this particular dude was like that. but not quite. the dude was probably like 50. he might have been younger, but like it definitely showed that he did some lots a drugs and his body wasnt too happy with him. he his hair was visibly thinning, at about shoulder length and it was died a very obviously not real red colour. like it wasnt ginger colour, it was more purply. dude was short, not much else to say about that. overall, he looked like ronnie james dio and carrot top had a very old baby. thats probably the best way that i can put it. but you might be thinking to yourself, steve thats kinda weird, but come on thats the CREEPIEST guy youve seen? and youre right. ordinarily i wouldnt really give a second thought to this. but there was one other factor here. it was probably like 2 or 3 and the dude was leaning or the bar, watching in the crowd...and he was holding a lolly in one hand. now, i dont mean like a sucker, i mean like a lolly. like its 3 feet in diameter and i looks like it was made by rolling a like candy string up in a circle and its usually worn by 4 year old kids in the 1950s who are wearing like sailor outfits. a lolly. the dude was just holding it staring into the crowd. i really didnt know what to do. im not really sure how i can explain this dude so that you can fully grasp the creepiness. just take my word for it. and get the FRIG out.
i just wanted to make special mention of that. sorry readers. but that was one of the most memorable parts of my night.
so yeah did some dancing, did some awk standing around, some more dancing, more awk standing around, grooved to that drum and bass, etc, etc. pretty good.
and just in case you guys were wondering about this, songs in raves dont actually end. most of the songs that they played played the chorus at like fourteen times. and when the djs get tired of playing that chorus, they just blend the song into a different chorus. and by different chorus, i dont mean like a different song, i mean like the same exact beat, but with a different vocal loop going on over top. you know, a different song. that was cool. like literally, at 330 they said that they would do one more song. and the thing ended at 430. and right after the "last" song started this fatish dude that had devil horns and (probably) red makeup just stood on the stage with his arms spread wide. he stood there like that for like half an hour. like he just stood there. it was really weird. i would try to dance for a minute (i was SOO tired at this point) and id look up and hed just be standing there with his arms out. i guess he was like a dj and he was just doing a like "yes, yes i made this, enjoy it" sorta thing. it was kinda weird.
so yeah its 430 and the last song is FINALLY over. i am EXHAUSTED. ive been rockin and dancing all friggin night and im super ready to do some sleep.
we get out. by now its like 5am, nothings open, most of my crew is still at least kinda high and im still sober. and really tired.
so this is where the reader will need to recall a key bit of information from earlier. its really really cold and i am super under dressed. its going to be really rough until the buses start going again.
we go to this super shady all night convenience store across the street and do the snack, then get kicked out of the store for being rowdy teens thing then head down queen. we are currently at queen and bathurst and the plan was to mission to union station and get back to mac. i also had to pick up some cheques from my sister that i had to give to my landlord. so that means that i also had to get to queen and woodbine, which is basically across town. again.
cool
we end up at a subway. it was the best thing friggin ever. it turns out that the dude was like about to close and like 9 kids who were like high and really irritating walked in like right before he was going to go to sleep. he was really really pissed.
it tasted delicious btw.
so at this point, weve done some walking and i am frozen. like past frozen. it sucked.
i have no idea how the other people were doing it.
yeah
so we went to mcdonalds and the people did the ol 6 am joint time, which was pretty sweet, because that really just meant more outside time.
we keep walking and i realize that these guys are near where they want to be, so i jump on a streetcar that happens to be rolling by and say my goodbyes (yelling "omg the streetcar! ill be back in a bit!"), and apparently like everyone thought that i like randomly ditched them. solid
yeah, so i woke my sister up and got the cheques and headed back to union. alllmost done.
the train ride was actually really solid. like i didnt have to wait at all, i just got on and headed back. good times.
obviously i went to the top floor of the train. and there was maybe 5 people including me. and my second most favourite character of the night. it was some dude with a very large mohawk, who had obviously been partying all night and he was listening to dallas green very loudly on his ipod like speakers. it was sweet because he was dressed all "punk" and etc and he was listening to city and colour. it made me laugh a little.
anyways tho, the music really pissed me off and i spent the rest of the ride in the like middle floor area, trying to keep myself awake. shes a good time.
theres a bus that does a connection from the train station that takes you to the go station in downtown hamilton. it also does a stop that is technically close to mcmaster. i actually missed the stop, because i figured the dude would just stop, but he blew by it. i was this close to getting to go to sleep and now im on my way to shady downtown hamilton. cool.
i actually got a bus back pretty quickly, like the buses were on my side that day. i got back, faced with only one more challenge. i brought my backup wallet, which doesnt have very much space / stuff in it (in case i lose it) and which also didnt have my keycard that would get me into whidden. it didnt dawn on me until like right as i got to the building how dumb of me that was. it was 930 am on a sunday and friggin NO ONE is out at that time. i had to wait in the like entrance way. boo. i think i only waited for like 5 mins tho, it was sweet.
then i got back to the room. soooooo nice. i intentionally made a lot of noise so that i could tell my roomates what time it was (it being 930). it was a really good feeling, not going to lie.
then sleep
awwwwwww yeah
i woke up at 5 pm lol.
successful mission.
go team
thats it
it is currently 222am on (technically) friday. i started this post on sunday. sorry guys that this one took so long, but she was a mission and half.
post sometime later.
EDIT: also i forgot to talk about the floors of mr rave. they were kinda ridiculous. long story short, i stepped in more than a couple of condoms. good stuff.
also forgive the lateness, this was a hell of a post to write. like i wrote this bad boy in like chunks. super brutal.
also please pretend like there is good grammar in this one. theres going to be some rough parts. i promise.
so this part of the post is just going to be a retelling of the evening of jan 30, 2010 and some hours the next morning
yeah
go
yeah so she started off pretty good, i didnt go out the night before, i got plenty of sleep, woke up at like noon or 1. good start.
pretty easy day, grabbed some food, watched some seinfeld, did some homework, etc. easy
so the plan was to go to TO with the mac crowd, meet up with ruth and shawn, see the rival boys play, remeet the mac crowd at a rave, get some cheques for my landlord later on from ruth, back to mac. no problem
obviously thats shady, but it doesnt sound THAT shady.
it started off well. there was like 9ish of us and we were going to meet at 630 in front of whidden and get to downtown hamilton to grab the 730 bus to the TO. we ended up leaving whidden at like 710, but it worked out. the hsr to downtown was just pulling into the stop as we got there and everything worked out perfectly. we waited like 1 minute for the go to TO and it was cool.
were sitting at about an 8.5 out of 10 right now. i didnt bring gloves, because i wasnt sure about the conditions (coldness vs shadiness) and we did some light running, but everything else was good. not much to ACTUALLY complain about.
k right on so we arrive in TO. im not really sure where theyre going and as far as i know, im meeting my sister her bf shawn at union. so i part ways with the group and try to get my way to a good meeting point. so i texted ruth to text me when shes near, so that we could grab a streetcar / subway to lees palace for the concert. so i sit around union station for a while and catch up with some of the locals. which means i grabbed a seat and didnt make eye contact with anyone. i texted ruth with a where are you? and she was like were close to yonge. so i proceed to yonge, which was actually a lot harder than i thought. i forgot that the bus depot (the easternmost part of union station was the part that went onto yonge and that the bus depot and the like main concourse area was not the bus depot. so i walked to like bay street, then west over to university and got like locked out of like some of the buildings / walkways, so i had to walk through this like creepy construction area. pretty shady, but still no problem. i got to yonge. 7 out of 10
its at this point that im going to point out that it was cold outside. like <-10 with wind if i was to approximate. and my ensemble was not prepared for this. i was wearing thin sweater, peacoat, jeans, shoes and no gloves. so keep this in mind.
k im at yonge and front street. ive been trying to contact ruth and i get a text "lol were not meeting you at union". solid. mission time.
i start northbound and get to like the next block and decide to subway'r. its really cold and bloor / bathurst is a loooong way away. i figure that i would have to do this sort of transit at some point or another, so its cool. a tad irked, but cool 6.8 out of 10. still rockin
so i actually got lost again. the subway actually worked out really well, it basically got me to my location, bathurst / bloor, but i got my north / south mixed up. so i was supposed to go east on bloor, but i ended up going west into korea town. long story short (lol), i got to some bar and it was cool. concert in a bit, stuffs working out, 8 or 9 out of 10.
so we hung out for a while, the rival boys didnt go on until like 1130, which meant get to lees palace at 1100, lots of time. its cool. we go to a different bar and hang out for a while. i got a beer. then more hanging out, then we went to lees. metal. 9 out of 10, 1 beer in system.
we actually lined up right behind my aunt (two of the band members are my cousins), which was pretty weird. it was cool, but it was weird.
we hung out inside for a minute, just waiting for stuff to start, pretty good. i got another beer. so rival boys are on in a minute and ive got one and a half beers in me. 10 out of 10. awesome
rival boys kicked the shit out of the show. they were only on for like half an hour or 40 mins or something, but they killed it. i rocked out on the floor the whole time. it was so much fun and they were sooo good and i dont really know what else to say about it. SO good
check this
http://www.myspace.com/therivalboys
soooooo good
it ended, we said goodbyes to the extended fam and we departed. i did some transit with ruth and shawn and broke off from them at about 1245ish. not really sure what time.
then part two
part two is what you guys really came here to see. no one really cared about "steve goes to TO and had a good time", "steve goes to a rave" is where its at.
it sure is.
heres just some more set up info, just in case youve lost track
its probably about 1. maybe. i just got off of the streetcar and am staring down three ~16 year old kids who are at a door under a sign that says the reverb (the destination). its -93210 with the wind outside and im not really dressed well, because i dont want to look like a weenie in front of the rave people and i dont want to get something weird on very many of my clothes. im feeling kinda shitty, because i kinda just ditched my sister. she didnt really want me to go to this thing by myself because its going to be super duper shady and all that stuff, but i went. because im a champ i guess. or a dick. not really sure. i just had my balls rocked off at the rival boys show. im probably going to be sore, and the rock was quite a bit of energy. im a little tired. ive had 2 beers, but theres probably only 1 that is actually in my system. i texted a few of the people to let them know that ill be there soon, because i need some codes to get me in.
go.
k so here i am. i see a sign that says the reverb over a pretty shitty looking door and some weird looking kids sitting outside. i originally would have said that they look emo, but they definitely werent. sorry. they probably were, because they were teenagers, but they were dressed like way more over the top than regular emos. as it turns out that thats the way that ravers dress. and remember, im in my rock duds: peacoat, plaid sweater, american dollar shirt, jeans and plaid shoes. these kids (and most of the other people) are in neon. its cool
so i go up to them and im like is this the rave and theyre like yeah, but youre probably not going to get in because shes at capacity right now. we decide to walk to the like main entrance when i see ahmed and hes like dude ive been waiting outside since like 1030 (its like 1 right now). so hes like fml were not getting in any time soon and he didnt have a place to stay, so he had to like wait for the rave to end. it was a pretty bad scene. so naturally we went to a bar across the street.
the bar was cool. i have no idea what it was called, or any real info on it. the bathroom was really small, but it was by NO means the worst bathroom that i saw that night. it was pretty empty, which was nice.
so yeah, ahmed and i got a beer and watched maybe like half an hour or so of the leafs game an listened to some jazz music. it was pretty solid.
yup, so we ditched the bar after like 45 mins and decided to head back to the reverb and just wait and hope something good would happen. remember its cold. so we waited outside and talked to a coupla randoms and whatnot when this security guards like you guys should be standing in line, some people are leaving, so you might be able to get in. and were like sweet! good call!. we waited in line for maybe 8 minutes and we got let in.
so the actual space that the rave was in is the second floor of the club. we walked up this really tight and dirty staircase and paid friggin $20 to get in. i was actually really pissed that i had to pay 20 dollars. i figured that it wasnt going to be worth it. i figured that.
then we got to it. upstairs. the rave.
the place was packed. it was really dark, with basically only black lights and like lasers lighting up the place. but it worked out pretty well, because the black light and the neon made like a quarter of each person was really bright. it was cool
so by the time we got inside the rave had been going on for like 5 hours, so the place smelled terrible. there was sooo much BO. like you would get used to it, but every once in a while some dude who spent most of the night givering would walk by and it would smell sooooo bad.
but yeah ahmed and i went and did the coat check thing, then hit the floor. it was nuts. people were just givering. like it was intense drum and bass music and people were just going for it. it was actually really cool
we met up with the original group of people said the whats up and happy birthdays and etc and didnt really know what to do. it was kinda awk. like ahmed and i were the ONLY people there who werent on some sort of chemical drug. like there was soooooo much e and etc (lol) happening. also i probably had like 1 beer still in my system. MAYBE one and a half, but still, i was definitely sober. definitely.
but it was cool. we were both like 'f it' and we went and actually danced. i gaver too. like most of the people i was with probably didnt notice and not many people can really appreciate what that means, but i gave the shit out of her and danced my balls off. i actually danced for like a long time. and actually danced. it was cool
but yeah the actual rave.
so basically everyone that was there was decked out in neon and tons of like bead bracelets and like synthetic dreadlocks and furry boots and shit. and soooo many girls were in like bikinis or like suuuuppppeerrrr skanky clothing. and they were all on e and stuff so i didnt feel bad for doing a bit of staring. it was sweet.
so yeah there was the really hot girls wearing super skimpy neon bikinis, the regular (?) ravers who wore like neon and other accessories, nothing overly slutty, the coupla handfuls of awk males (like myself), some miscellaneous, and more than a few scary older men. like these guys were friggin creeeeppyyy. like VI old man creepy, but with more chemical drugs and more (actually) hot girls in skimpier clothing. it was rough
while im on this subject i would like to make special mention to the creepiest / scariest man that i have EVER seen in my life. so you bar goers (at least the VI goers) know that theres always the obligatory creepy dude with a beer standing at the side of the dance floor staring into the crowd with a beer in his hand, right? this particular dude was like that. but not quite. the dude was probably like 50. he might have been younger, but like it definitely showed that he did some lots a drugs and his body wasnt too happy with him. he his hair was visibly thinning, at about shoulder length and it was died a very obviously not real red colour. like it wasnt ginger colour, it was more purply. dude was short, not much else to say about that. overall, he looked like ronnie james dio and carrot top had a very old baby. thats probably the best way that i can put it. but you might be thinking to yourself, steve thats kinda weird, but come on thats the CREEPIEST guy youve seen? and youre right. ordinarily i wouldnt really give a second thought to this. but there was one other factor here. it was probably like 2 or 3 and the dude was leaning or the bar, watching in the crowd...and he was holding a lolly in one hand. now, i dont mean like a sucker, i mean like a lolly. like its 3 feet in diameter and i looks like it was made by rolling a like candy string up in a circle and its usually worn by 4 year old kids in the 1950s who are wearing like sailor outfits. a lolly. the dude was just holding it staring into the crowd. i really didnt know what to do. im not really sure how i can explain this dude so that you can fully grasp the creepiness. just take my word for it. and get the FRIG out.
i just wanted to make special mention of that. sorry readers. but that was one of the most memorable parts of my night.
so yeah did some dancing, did some awk standing around, some more dancing, more awk standing around, grooved to that drum and bass, etc, etc. pretty good.
and just in case you guys were wondering about this, songs in raves dont actually end. most of the songs that they played played the chorus at like fourteen times. and when the djs get tired of playing that chorus, they just blend the song into a different chorus. and by different chorus, i dont mean like a different song, i mean like the same exact beat, but with a different vocal loop going on over top. you know, a different song. that was cool. like literally, at 330 they said that they would do one more song. and the thing ended at 430. and right after the "last" song started this fatish dude that had devil horns and (probably) red makeup just stood on the stage with his arms spread wide. he stood there like that for like half an hour. like he just stood there. it was really weird. i would try to dance for a minute (i was SOO tired at this point) and id look up and hed just be standing there with his arms out. i guess he was like a dj and he was just doing a like "yes, yes i made this, enjoy it" sorta thing. it was kinda weird.
so yeah its 430 and the last song is FINALLY over. i am EXHAUSTED. ive been rockin and dancing all friggin night and im super ready to do some sleep.
we get out. by now its like 5am, nothings open, most of my crew is still at least kinda high and im still sober. and really tired.
so this is where the reader will need to recall a key bit of information from earlier. its really really cold and i am super under dressed. its going to be really rough until the buses start going again.
we go to this super shady all night convenience store across the street and do the snack, then get kicked out of the store for being rowdy teens thing then head down queen. we are currently at queen and bathurst and the plan was to mission to union station and get back to mac. i also had to pick up some cheques from my sister that i had to give to my landlord. so that means that i also had to get to queen and woodbine, which is basically across town. again.
cool
we end up at a subway. it was the best thing friggin ever. it turns out that the dude was like about to close and like 9 kids who were like high and really irritating walked in like right before he was going to go to sleep. he was really really pissed.
it tasted delicious btw.
so at this point, weve done some walking and i am frozen. like past frozen. it sucked.
i have no idea how the other people were doing it.
yeah
so we went to mcdonalds and the people did the ol 6 am joint time, which was pretty sweet, because that really just meant more outside time.
we keep walking and i realize that these guys are near where they want to be, so i jump on a streetcar that happens to be rolling by and say my goodbyes (yelling "omg the streetcar! ill be back in a bit!"), and apparently like everyone thought that i like randomly ditched them. solid
yeah, so i woke my sister up and got the cheques and headed back to union. alllmost done.
the train ride was actually really solid. like i didnt have to wait at all, i just got on and headed back. good times.
obviously i went to the top floor of the train. and there was maybe 5 people including me. and my second most favourite character of the night. it was some dude with a very large mohawk, who had obviously been partying all night and he was listening to dallas green very loudly on his ipod like speakers. it was sweet because he was dressed all "punk" and etc and he was listening to city and colour. it made me laugh a little.
anyways tho, the music really pissed me off and i spent the rest of the ride in the like middle floor area, trying to keep myself awake. shes a good time.
theres a bus that does a connection from the train station that takes you to the go station in downtown hamilton. it also does a stop that is technically close to mcmaster. i actually missed the stop, because i figured the dude would just stop, but he blew by it. i was this close to getting to go to sleep and now im on my way to shady downtown hamilton. cool.
i actually got a bus back pretty quickly, like the buses were on my side that day. i got back, faced with only one more challenge. i brought my backup wallet, which doesnt have very much space / stuff in it (in case i lose it) and which also didnt have my keycard that would get me into whidden. it didnt dawn on me until like right as i got to the building how dumb of me that was. it was 930 am on a sunday and friggin NO ONE is out at that time. i had to wait in the like entrance way. boo. i think i only waited for like 5 mins tho, it was sweet.
then i got back to the room. soooooo nice. i intentionally made a lot of noise so that i could tell my roomates what time it was (it being 930). it was a really good feeling, not going to lie.
then sleep
awwwwwww yeah
i woke up at 5 pm lol.
successful mission.
go team
thats it
it is currently 222am on (technically) friday. i started this post on sunday. sorry guys that this one took so long, but she was a mission and half.
post sometime later.
EDIT: also i forgot to talk about the floors of mr rave. they were kinda ridiculous. long story short, i stepped in more than a couple of condoms. good stuff.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Jan 31 Part 1: Why Starcraft Is Ruining The Blog
k so todays blog is going to be done in two parts. its been like a week, so you guys need some blog. and ive got some stories. prepare.
Part 1: Why Starcraft Is Ruining The Blog
ill start with some introductions. stuff has been up lately. its pretty cool. schools in full swing, so blogging is getting really hard to do. i got a 75 on a large math test on wednesday, which is fucking FANTASTIC. granted, it was a super duper easy test, but still. like i would have killed for a 75 on stuff last semester. and this is the harder course too. i am confident that this trend will not continue, however. dr childs is an angry man, and he is going to WRECK us. including the exam, there are 5 tests, which means that he has plenty of time to build our hopes up then just squash them. guaranteed to happen.
guaranteed.
personally, there has been a lot of growth. usually when someone asks me what i do in my spare time at mac i say things like "not much" or "not blog" or "i dunno, something metal", but now its different. now its starcraft. my roomates and i play it friggin all of the time. like its suuuppppppeeerrrrrr fun. it kinda sucks tho. like its soo time consuming. most of the time what happens is that we cant connect to each other, so that takes like 10 mins to do, then we start a few games and someone ends up getting like rushed and killed, so we have to start another game, then once we do get one rolling it takes around 45 mins for it to actually end. then there are arguments about whether or not we should play more and etc like that. thats just an example. i get like nothing done anymore
its basically a huge waste of time. its fun. but its a waste of time.
ALSO youtube has started recommending that i watch starcraft videos. and who can say to no youtube. so theres a LOT of time wasted right there. those videos are about 20 mins each, which eats into my simpsons and other tv show time
so yeah thats cool. i spend like most of my spare time doing that or homework or something, usually not blogging. pretty fun
some more updates
i would like to give HUGE props to matt for jumping in on that flamewar that i was doing. that was super solid.
in case you guys are wondering how that ended, it didnt really. the dude posted something on my youtube like homepage thing about how i was a fag or something and he like took down the stuff that i tried to post on his page and he blocked me from contacting him. then i saw him replying to matts comments on the actual video that matt was a fag because hes canadaian and that his page has a picture of a lego dude. so i jumped back in and got ignored some. its over now. that was really gay.
there were waaayyyy less casualties than i had anticipated. oh well. ive got time, the internet is vast, it will probably happen again
oh also, on thursday i officially went and got my sweat on at the gym. im still sore. im not sure what that means, i did do the rave thing yesterday, but w.e, ill be super ripped in no time. ladies get in line now, save yourselves some time later.
also some general goodness for you, doug piper over at stuff and rabbits has restarted the blog. so check that shit out. go get some info on some youtube action. its really rockin.
http://stuffundrabbits.blogspot.com/
seriously check this one out.
cool so some tv news, then endings, then part 2
tv news. k so as i said earlier, starcraft videos are happening, but im trying to keep that one down. i just finished season 13 of the simpsons and ive been powering through the IT crowd. thats one that you guys should try to watch. if you havent done garth marenghis darkplace, do that first, but then do the IT crowd.
actually. do man to man with dean learner before doing the IT crowd. w.e.
anyways tho the IT crowd. fans of darkplace will notice some familiar faces on the IT crowd. notably, dean learner / thornton reed plays one of the leads maurice moss and todd rivers / lucien sanchez plays douglas, who comes in during the second season.
good show
songs
right now?: missing time - fredrik thorendals special defects
on deck?: a mix of physics homework and part of the post
too much?: straws pulled at random - meshuggah
new stuff?: one of meshuggahs top friends on myspace was a band called decapitated. theyre pretty sweet. im going to give them a second listen sometime soon
shout outs
i HAVE to shout out matt for this one. no question. probably the funniest thing that ive seen in a while was me checking on the position of the flamewar only to see that matt jumped in. i lold. really hard. good show
pretty solid
part 2: the shadiest steve has ever been part 2 will be up soon. i promise
metal
EDIT its 1:08 am ive got maybe a third of the part 2 done. will finish it and post tomorrow
Part 1: Why Starcraft Is Ruining The Blog
ill start with some introductions. stuff has been up lately. its pretty cool. schools in full swing, so blogging is getting really hard to do. i got a 75 on a large math test on wednesday, which is fucking FANTASTIC. granted, it was a super duper easy test, but still. like i would have killed for a 75 on stuff last semester. and this is the harder course too. i am confident that this trend will not continue, however. dr childs is an angry man, and he is going to WRECK us. including the exam, there are 5 tests, which means that he has plenty of time to build our hopes up then just squash them. guaranteed to happen.
guaranteed.
personally, there has been a lot of growth. usually when someone asks me what i do in my spare time at mac i say things like "not much" or "not blog" or "i dunno, something metal", but now its different. now its starcraft. my roomates and i play it friggin all of the time. like its suuuppppppeeerrrrrr fun. it kinda sucks tho. like its soo time consuming. most of the time what happens is that we cant connect to each other, so that takes like 10 mins to do, then we start a few games and someone ends up getting like rushed and killed, so we have to start another game, then once we do get one rolling it takes around 45 mins for it to actually end. then there are arguments about whether or not we should play more and etc like that. thats just an example. i get like nothing done anymore
its basically a huge waste of time. its fun. but its a waste of time.
ALSO youtube has started recommending that i watch starcraft videos. and who can say to no youtube. so theres a LOT of time wasted right there. those videos are about 20 mins each, which eats into my simpsons and other tv show time
so yeah thats cool. i spend like most of my spare time doing that or homework or something, usually not blogging. pretty fun
some more updates
i would like to give HUGE props to matt for jumping in on that flamewar that i was doing. that was super solid.
in case you guys are wondering how that ended, it didnt really. the dude posted something on my youtube like homepage thing about how i was a fag or something and he like took down the stuff that i tried to post on his page and he blocked me from contacting him. then i saw him replying to matts comments on the actual video that matt was a fag because hes canadaian and that his page has a picture of a lego dude. so i jumped back in and got ignored some. its over now. that was really gay.
there were waaayyyy less casualties than i had anticipated. oh well. ive got time, the internet is vast, it will probably happen again
oh also, on thursday i officially went and got my sweat on at the gym. im still sore. im not sure what that means, i did do the rave thing yesterday, but w.e, ill be super ripped in no time. ladies get in line now, save yourselves some time later.
also some general goodness for you, doug piper over at stuff and rabbits has restarted the blog. so check that shit out. go get some info on some youtube action. its really rockin.
http://stuffundrabbits.blogspot.com/
seriously check this one out.
cool so some tv news, then endings, then part 2
tv news. k so as i said earlier, starcraft videos are happening, but im trying to keep that one down. i just finished season 13 of the simpsons and ive been powering through the IT crowd. thats one that you guys should try to watch. if you havent done garth marenghis darkplace, do that first, but then do the IT crowd.
actually. do man to man with dean learner before doing the IT crowd. w.e.
anyways tho the IT crowd. fans of darkplace will notice some familiar faces on the IT crowd. notably, dean learner / thornton reed plays one of the leads maurice moss and todd rivers / lucien sanchez plays douglas, who comes in during the second season.
good show
songs
right now?: missing time - fredrik thorendals special defects
on deck?: a mix of physics homework and part of the post
too much?: straws pulled at random - meshuggah
new stuff?: one of meshuggahs top friends on myspace was a band called decapitated. theyre pretty sweet. im going to give them a second listen sometime soon
shout outs
i HAVE to shout out matt for this one. no question. probably the funniest thing that ive seen in a while was me checking on the position of the flamewar only to see that matt jumped in. i lold. really hard. good show
pretty solid
part 2: the shadiest steve has ever been part 2 will be up soon. i promise
metal
EDIT its 1:08 am ive got maybe a third of the part 2 done. will finish it and post tomorrow
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