yeah, so i know ive been a little stingy on the blogs recently. heres the apology one, its pretty full. shell probably be a good time...dont count on quality grammar tho. i dont care that much.
ill start off with important steve news. ive started writing the post at 1037pm on saturday and i am currently kind of sick. cough, bit of a sore throat, not much to write home about yet...sunday at 412pm, feeling worse. math test yesterday could have been much worse than it was. i actually knew how to do / got answers for about 2/3s of it, which was super shocking, etc, etc.
k now that we have the boring stuff over with, it is crucial that you to THIS website for a sec, or else the next few paragraphs arent going to make very much sense. browse around, take in all of the sites and sounds. take your time. also ps, its 100% legit. (also some of you have probably heard about this before, if you have, just act surprised and like this is revolutionary)
(you might have to make a profile to make it work. like put in a random email and age, etc, its cool (if you feel weird putting your email into cougarlife.com try using xxxx5520@mail.scdsb.on.ca, where xxxx is the first 4 letters in your name. if it doesnt work, try like 3520 or 4520 or etc, it will eventually work out (actually do it, this is important))).
also use L8S 4M6 if you dont want to use your own postal code...its macs lol
ill leave some space so that you dont accidentally read the next part and be spoiled
yep
legit. so while watching how to math videos on youtube with tyler, we came across an ad on youtube for this obviously legit and not creepy at all cougar life website. yessir, watching how to like do double integrals or something gave us this ad. HAD to do it. so we made a fake account (like im hoping all of you have done by now) and looked around and we were like omfg, no way, and more of the usual disbelief stuff. then we turned it off and went back to math studying, that was way too ridiculous; so many old ladies, so much throw up in my mouth, lets get back to math, i gotta pass this.
about 12 seconds later, we were like "yeah we need to make a legit one" and when i said we, i meant like yeah just make a profile, and when tyler said we, he meant you steve. nailed it. i guess im a sexy cub now...thats what my plan has been all along.
so there are two key things that you need to know about this one.
1. there is a >0% chance that i might go through this. if a sexy older lady comes to me with an offering of a homecooked meal and a gentle first time, i wont have very much of a choice. i would of course bring bear mace and probably a support team, but it might happen. i really really really hope it doesnt. that would be the worst.
2. this ones way more depressing. its tuesday at 218am , i made the profile on like thursday evening and i dont have any messages, no flirts, no anything. im not sure if you can imagine it, but do you know what this sort of thing does to your ego? like im probably going to go start doing P90X or something tomorrow. thats soooooooo rough.
friggin cougars. theyre just put off by my raw sexuality.
that must be it.
NOTE
just in case youve gotten this far and you dont think that this is messed up. the moral of this story is that this is a website where older women go online and put pictures of themselves from like 5 years ago when they were less fat than they are now, then call themselves cougars and then go and scam on guys from the internet. like a normal cougar would do, except this is a lot more personal and therefore better. bruuuuuutal*.
also little fun fact about this, theres like 20 cougars under the age of 25 in my area too...there must have been a miscommunication somewhere. or there are some girls with some sound life plans. either way...
lots of other adventures too. solid campfire time on friday night. pretty big group of us went to that northern wooded area that i guess still exists up there. yeah so we did the like hang out and do the weed / drink or whatever you do thing. umm banjo and amir and maybe ilyia (/sp?) knocked over a dead tree. that was cool. smores too. theyre actually really tasty. like i had no idea. theyre legitimately good. and friggin carol kept taking my like cooked marshmallows. or something to that extent. cant really remember. friggin dick lol. and by like 3/4 of the way through it looked like we were going to have a nice injury free time again, but friggin banjo got a branch to the face when he was trying to pull some wood (lol) into the the pit area... cut his tongue moderately bad. also like later on we decided to throw the middle of the dead tree into the fire so that it would split easier, which to intelligent teens (mostly ilyia) means that you have to try to balance beam across the tree across the fire. oddly, there werent any other injuries...and that kid was really drunk. fairly miracle-y.
also res drinking saturday night too. really good time. so yeah went to bahis (/sp?) room and there was some major beer pong action going on. so yeah did the hang out for a while thing, then a game with ahmed...and im actually really fantastic at this game. like its not even a contest. we squared off against shashir and this other dude that i had never seen before. shit was on. longish story short (im writing this part near the end of the blog and im very tired), we did 6 or 7 games. and we lost mooost of them. it was cool like ahmed and random guy were both good, like they were fairly even with getting stuff in and shashir and i were both bad, so it balanced out. there was one time where ahmed got a shot in that bounced off of one cup, off of one of the washing the ball cups and into a legit one. it was cool...thinking about it i dont think we won that game lol. basically this went on until everyone except for us had left, then like another half hour passed and we finished. then there was some chatroulette and hanging out in the third floor common room. which is sweet. like third floor common room is where its at. its quiet...and has other qualities. but yeah did that, hung out there for a friggin while. then randomly hung out with steph in the second floor common room for a while. goood time. also sleep was nice too lol.
also also the roomies and i spent a lot of time on chatroulette / omegele last night / i did a lot today. thats really creepy stuff. like between this and the cougar life im pretty much set for creepy for a while. it was weird, like we just randomly decided to go on and like 3 hours later i was super tired and had seen like 987343409101 dicks. like i have seen so many dicks in the last like 24 hours (no homo) its...actually i dont have a finish to that sentence...ive seen too many at this point. its sooo frustrating, every time i do new convo then move slightly away from the keyboard - even if its for a second - a dick shows up. eg: i close a convo and look over to see who blairs talking to. this lasts 2 seconds and when i go back to my screen, theres a really creepy man with a really depressing life on the screen. there was other stuff too. like in several hours on this bad boy ive had 2 good convos with people, ive seen 1 boobs, a bunch of people where the screen is really black and you can barely see their face (creepy) and a handful of emos, which were funny. and im pretty sure that i saw john lajoie and justin bieber and mystery guitar man online too. but one of them was probably a dude with a cool beard and the other one was probably just some douchey kid and the other one was a guy in sunglasses. the sad thing tho is that i spent like 3ish hours going between chatroulette and omegle video chat last night (not the sad part) and i went on like 3 different times today. like im on right now...probably getting jacked off at. not cool.
like how do you decide to go jack off in peoples faces on the internet? thats seriously fucked up. a lot.
also JUST learned that there is a chatroulette for mcmaster. that can only end well for everybody.
god damn the internet is messed up**.
not done yet. go to this site
http://therewillbebrawl.com/episodesEpisode1.php
some of you have probably heard of it...i doubt that many of you will care about it...its super rockin. if youre into this sort of stuff lol.
k now im done i think
songs
now: ulysseys - the franz. good band
on deck: whatever itunes wants ;)
on deck thats not really creepy?: prolly some bloc party later on
too much: doing a lot of radiohead recently...but its cool because theyre the best
shout outs
oh jeeze theres a bunch
k shout out jackie and sam first. way to go for doing what you do? jackie for not being here on friday and sam for legit being here and doing the bonfire thing on friday lol.
im pretty sure there was some more...let me know
oh shout out sarah im pretty sure. for being super loud at like 1am all the time?
k and really cool shout out
so ive been told that more than like just matt and carol read my blog. thats actually really sweet. like shout out all of the people who have recently started reading it, or have read it forever or anyone else out there. like if youve made it this far in the post thats pretty cool...id probably quit by now. yeah so way to go (Y)
in case youre still wondering how sick i am. its like 2am on tuesday (monday night) and im preeetty sick. but im gettin this out. because thats what matters right now. sleep and recuperation are for the weak.
on an unrelated note, i had to cut this one short, im reaaallllyyyyy tired. there might be a deleted scenes post sometime soon. probably not...but maybe
metal...sleep now
*also known as the internet
**hey everyone, when youre done reading the post, you should go check out 4chan. that place is really cool!
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Monday, March 22, 2010
so dont have a name for it...umm st patricks action sack?
nice
no apologies for lack of anything ever.
solid.
im good, ankles mostly better, just did a physics test that may or may not have gone well. not sure
but yeah im pretty sure that stuff has happened since the last legit post. whatever. i dont really have a game plan for this one. but lets go do one anyways.
so yeah ill start this off with a little fun fact that you may or may not know. i actually love the last post. a lot of you might have hated it, because of the less than like 19 pages of blog that it was, or because of the adult themes (drinking, meshuggah), or because it kinda sucked, but i really love it. like i dont really remember writing it and the next day i was like "oh man, champ. also i guess i look emo today". and i dunno, its fun. it like also reminded me that writing super long posts is way better than like 3 paragraph posts, like bloggers are known to do. like if this was a regular blog, this post would probably be done right now. and its not, so enjoy this right now. . . but yeah, i enjoy the last post.
brutal
so some of you that are super out of the loop might have been confused by the "also i guess i look emo today" part of the last paragraph, there was a bit of st pattys adventure action.
yeap. one thing that ive learned at mac is that on st patricks, people enjoy drinking at like 8am or other super ridiculously early times, which was hella convenient, because i was in class until like 730pm, so yeah good start. but that didnt really matter because once i got back, friggin everyone in life was drinking. like the common room was completely full of people drinking. super amazing. like it was full of people clearly drinking and having a lot of open liquor everywhere. so did that. it was st pattys, so i figured i would do liquid cocaine, which is a delicious mix of jager and goldschlager. like i figured that the jager bottle is green...and so is ireland...so it should work out pretty well.
yessir, double fisting jager and goldschlager, good time right now. then i went with most of the common room to some beer pong / flip cup stuff. good times, i didnt beer pong, or do very much cup flipping, but like drinking anyways, so it was cool. alllso, when i left i was walking back to my room and one of the CAs bitched me out for having bottles of liquor. it was so dumb. like people have been drinking in public all day. f that.
cool, so i checked out what shirley, jackie, sam, miranda and etc were doing / hang out with them. yeah so drinking more, and more people, then theyre like yeah coots is cool, lets go do the cootes thing. w.e, im drunk, thats sweet.
also it may have been around this time (probably not tho) that i got my hair straightened. again. i dont really remember it happening, and im not really sure why it happened, but like w.e. i was drunk enough to make decisions that i regretted later on. thats always a good excuse for anything. . super brutal. i looked super emo and my TAs made fun of me the next morning. gooood stuff.
yea, so drinking in like this swamp or something area that apparently exists like right beside res, whatever, cool stuff. i definitely didnt know that it existed. then we hit rams head...wasnt really counting on it being fun, or a good time at all, because that place is normally super balls. but yeah, we did that like up chickens drinking game that they did one time on the office and i a couple sips of my first ever green beer. it was cool stuff...i really cant remember if it was in any way better than a regular beer...im guessing that it was.
so the rest is kinda blurry. i remember having miranda trying to help me like look cool while at the bar or like how to like dance or sway or SOMETHING like that. cant remember very much. i definitely know she was like yeah just try swaying to the beat, and dont move your head very much. definitely cant remember much. good effort tho, i appreciate it...i was just too drunk and awk...probably more of the second one tho. im also pretty sure that i had some conversations with at least 2 people outside. i cant really remember, i think i talked to some chick about music for a bit. uhm she might have been like 25+, but thinking back, i really cant remember her face at all. as of right now, im sold that i talked to a blur.
whatever
by the time that we left, it was just carol, paula and i and we somehow got to this super random house party. definitely cannot remember very much of it...i think some dude was talking to dianne about shit. like how good it is to shit, or how much he shits or something. not great.
then carol and i walked back and according to the last post, we had some sort of heart to heart convo. yeaahhh, not really sure about that one. it probably was super rockin. i remember i think i tried piggybacking her for a minute...probably ended poorly.
then we got back and apparently i saw katie and took some pictures. sure. then did that last blog.
so yeah, did that, aced the programming lab the next morning while looking nice and emo. good stuff, go team. also i saw banjo a bunch of times doing like serious essay stuff, while everyone was having a good time. looked pretty lame...but way to have academic integrity?
alllssssoooo i just learned that the physics test that i thought i did not too poorly on actually pooped on me. so so much for my already outstanding average. thats cool...and on an unrelated note, if anyone wants to do a lot of liquor right now, im super down. and on an even more unrelated topic, get ready for forgetting all about your troubles with steve on friday. calc is more than likely going to make my bum larger than a watermelon... so yeah, get prepared.
also plus adventures to york on saturday. not too too much to report on. angies house was doing this like "last party ever" thing, which was a pretty big deal, so they had a very large amount of people over and a dj that was playing friggin drum and bass and dubstep and all of that rave etc that kids are into nowadays. it was actually sweet, like i love drum and bass. and i missed the rave the night before, so i got a bit of that sort of stuff in. also it was a york party, so there were obviously sketchy people there. i guess i didnt miss that much...but yeah, hung out there for a while, then hung out at toris, which was also really good, it was pretty quiet by the time that i got there, but w.e it was still good. sweet parties / night overall.
i do want to do a special announcement about alcohol to the kids / concerned people that may happen to read this here post.
remember how i said on st patricks day i was double fisting jager and goldschlager and it was amazing? well at angies, the plan was to do that again, but i was offered a cup to mix the stuff in, just to ease things up a bit. reallllyyyy bad call. liquid cocaine has a really large tendency to taste worse than death when its mixed improperly. this time, it tasted worse than what it would have tasted like if i threw it up. seriously. like it was worse than that time that i mixed southern comfort and JD. and that was terrible. up until 2 days ago that was the worst thing that i had ever tasted. but yeah, getting back to the point, if you choose to drink liquid cocaine, for your own good, please keep them in their respective containers until youre about to drink them. and when you do mix them, only mix like a shot or two at a time, so that youre 100% sure that you have the same amounts of the liquors.
seriously, i have a bottle of it in my freezer that has had more action as an ice pack than it has as a bottle of liquid ladies man. nooot good.
cool, so some more just general news, check
www.myspace.com/therivalboys
theyve just recorded / put new songs onto myspace, so check that out.
yeah i think ill end'er here. ive got school tomorrow
songs
now: bow and arrow - rival boys
on deck: probably more rival boys. maybe some first franz ferdinand album stuff. that things a piece of art
shout outs
shout out amelia. legit, fully blown shout out. hey other people that are reading this, carols getting a shout out and youre probably not getting one right now. enjoy it.
k was that good?
also shout out peter and angie and anyone else who is sick right now. ill be joining you very soon. (edit: its the next day, definitely sick. f everybody)
also also shout out the physics department for being dicks...also for using the crap out of them
cool this ones pretty much done.
/ signoff.
also potential book this summer. but keep that one to yourselves.
no apologies for lack of anything ever.
solid.
im good, ankles mostly better, just did a physics test that may or may not have gone well. not sure
but yeah im pretty sure that stuff has happened since the last legit post. whatever. i dont really have a game plan for this one. but lets go do one anyways.
so yeah ill start this off with a little fun fact that you may or may not know. i actually love the last post. a lot of you might have hated it, because of the less than like 19 pages of blog that it was, or because of the adult themes (drinking, meshuggah), or because it kinda sucked, but i really love it. like i dont really remember writing it and the next day i was like "oh man, champ. also i guess i look emo today". and i dunno, its fun. it like also reminded me that writing super long posts is way better than like 3 paragraph posts, like bloggers are known to do. like if this was a regular blog, this post would probably be done right now. and its not, so enjoy this right now. . . but yeah, i enjoy the last post.
brutal
so some of you that are super out of the loop might have been confused by the "also i guess i look emo today" part of the last paragraph, there was a bit of st pattys adventure action.
yeap. one thing that ive learned at mac is that on st patricks, people enjoy drinking at like 8am or other super ridiculously early times, which was hella convenient, because i was in class until like 730pm, so yeah good start. but that didnt really matter because once i got back, friggin everyone in life was drinking. like the common room was completely full of people drinking. super amazing. like it was full of people clearly drinking and having a lot of open liquor everywhere. so did that. it was st pattys, so i figured i would do liquid cocaine, which is a delicious mix of jager and goldschlager. like i figured that the jager bottle is green...and so is ireland...so it should work out pretty well.
yessir, double fisting jager and goldschlager, good time right now. then i went with most of the common room to some beer pong / flip cup stuff. good times, i didnt beer pong, or do very much cup flipping, but like drinking anyways, so it was cool. alllso, when i left i was walking back to my room and one of the CAs bitched me out for having bottles of liquor. it was so dumb. like people have been drinking in public all day. f that.
cool, so i checked out what shirley, jackie, sam, miranda and etc were doing / hang out with them. yeah so drinking more, and more people, then theyre like yeah coots is cool, lets go do the cootes thing. w.e, im drunk, thats sweet.
also it may have been around this time (probably not tho) that i got my hair straightened. again. i dont really remember it happening, and im not really sure why it happened, but like w.e. i was drunk enough to make decisions that i regretted later on. thats always a good excuse for anything. . super brutal. i looked super emo and my TAs made fun of me the next morning. gooood stuff.
yea, so drinking in like this swamp or something area that apparently exists like right beside res, whatever, cool stuff. i definitely didnt know that it existed. then we hit rams head...wasnt really counting on it being fun, or a good time at all, because that place is normally super balls. but yeah, we did that like up chickens drinking game that they did one time on the office and i a couple sips of my first ever green beer. it was cool stuff...i really cant remember if it was in any way better than a regular beer...im guessing that it was.
so the rest is kinda blurry. i remember having miranda trying to help me like look cool while at the bar or like how to like dance or sway or SOMETHING like that. cant remember very much. i definitely know she was like yeah just try swaying to the beat, and dont move your head very much. definitely cant remember much. good effort tho, i appreciate it...i was just too drunk and awk...probably more of the second one tho. im also pretty sure that i had some conversations with at least 2 people outside. i cant really remember, i think i talked to some chick about music for a bit. uhm she might have been like 25+, but thinking back, i really cant remember her face at all. as of right now, im sold that i talked to a blur.
whatever
by the time that we left, it was just carol, paula and i and we somehow got to this super random house party. definitely cannot remember very much of it...i think some dude was talking to dianne about shit. like how good it is to shit, or how much he shits or something. not great.
then carol and i walked back and according to the last post, we had some sort of heart to heart convo. yeaahhh, not really sure about that one. it probably was super rockin. i remember i think i tried piggybacking her for a minute...probably ended poorly.
then we got back and apparently i saw katie and took some pictures. sure. then did that last blog.
so yeah, did that, aced the programming lab the next morning while looking nice and emo. good stuff, go team. also i saw banjo a bunch of times doing like serious essay stuff, while everyone was having a good time. looked pretty lame...but way to have academic integrity?
alllssssoooo i just learned that the physics test that i thought i did not too poorly on actually pooped on me. so so much for my already outstanding average. thats cool...and on an unrelated note, if anyone wants to do a lot of liquor right now, im super down. and on an even more unrelated topic, get ready for forgetting all about your troubles with steve on friday. calc is more than likely going to make my bum larger than a watermelon... so yeah, get prepared.
also plus adventures to york on saturday. not too too much to report on. angies house was doing this like "last party ever" thing, which was a pretty big deal, so they had a very large amount of people over and a dj that was playing friggin drum and bass and dubstep and all of that rave etc that kids are into nowadays. it was actually sweet, like i love drum and bass. and i missed the rave the night before, so i got a bit of that sort of stuff in. also it was a york party, so there were obviously sketchy people there. i guess i didnt miss that much...but yeah, hung out there for a while, then hung out at toris, which was also really good, it was pretty quiet by the time that i got there, but w.e it was still good. sweet parties / night overall.
i do want to do a special announcement about alcohol to the kids / concerned people that may happen to read this here post.
remember how i said on st patricks day i was double fisting jager and goldschlager and it was amazing? well at angies, the plan was to do that again, but i was offered a cup to mix the stuff in, just to ease things up a bit. reallllyyyy bad call. liquid cocaine has a really large tendency to taste worse than death when its mixed improperly. this time, it tasted worse than what it would have tasted like if i threw it up. seriously. like it was worse than that time that i mixed southern comfort and JD. and that was terrible. up until 2 days ago that was the worst thing that i had ever tasted. but yeah, getting back to the point, if you choose to drink liquid cocaine, for your own good, please keep them in their respective containers until youre about to drink them. and when you do mix them, only mix like a shot or two at a time, so that youre 100% sure that you have the same amounts of the liquors.
seriously, i have a bottle of it in my freezer that has had more action as an ice pack than it has as a bottle of liquid ladies man. nooot good.
cool, so some more just general news, check
www.myspace.com/therivalboys
theyve just recorded / put new songs onto myspace, so check that out.
yeah i think ill end'er here. ive got school tomorrow
songs
now: bow and arrow - rival boys
on deck: probably more rival boys. maybe some first franz ferdinand album stuff. that things a piece of art
shout outs
shout out amelia. legit, fully blown shout out. hey other people that are reading this, carols getting a shout out and youre probably not getting one right now. enjoy it.
k was that good?
also shout out peter and angie and anyone else who is sick right now. ill be joining you very soon. (edit: its the next day, definitely sick. f everybody)
also also shout out the physics department for being dicks...also for using the crap out of them
cool this ones pretty much done.
/ signoff.
also potential book this summer. but keep that one to yourselves.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
it sure is
its st patrick day
its 335am
its a little rough
i just wrote a love note on the american dollars wall (http://www.myspace.com/americandollarband)
im watching a meshuggah dvd that i have in my desk drawer on youtube right now
i have a programming lab worth 6% of my mark in 8 hours
im moderately (a lot) still drunk from festivivities
yeah. i told myself id do one tongight. rough stuff.
also my ankels okay. not much else to report. the american dollar / meshuggah / radiohead / rhcp are the best ever.
i think ive done some adventures since the last post. i cant really remember
yeah
songs
right now: meshuggah - bleed - alive cd/dvd fucking metal and 9/10ths sooooooo good
on deck: more meshuggah or amdoll. not really sure.
shout outs
shout out pendleton for being awsome and heart to heart action im pretty sure...not really sure
/ shout out amber way more for being not near mac on saint pattys action day. not really sure what this shout out entails, but yeah, way to be not drinking near mac today...or something
yeah i thihnk thats all i can do right now. moremeshuggah right now.
also potential book on the horizon. talk to me in the summer. or comment on the blog/facebook if theres a topic that you need written about. currently its emos, but that is hopefully/probably going to change...yeah
anyways full post sometime soon. ima sleeep now. test sooooonnnnn,.
its 335am
its a little rough
i just wrote a love note on the american dollars wall (http://www.myspace.com/americandollarband)
im watching a meshuggah dvd that i have in my desk drawer on youtube right now
i have a programming lab worth 6% of my mark in 8 hours
im moderately (a lot) still drunk from festivivities
yeah. i told myself id do one tongight. rough stuff.
also my ankels okay. not much else to report. the american dollar / meshuggah / radiohead / rhcp are the best ever.
i think ive done some adventures since the last post. i cant really remember
yeah
songs
right now: meshuggah - bleed - alive cd/dvd fucking metal and 9/10ths sooooooo good
on deck: more meshuggah or amdoll. not really sure.
shout outs
shout out pendleton for being awsome and heart to heart action im pretty sure...not really sure
/ shout out amber way more for being not near mac on saint pattys action day. not really sure what this shout out entails, but yeah, way to be not drinking near mac today...or something
yeah i thihnk thats all i can do right now. moremeshuggah right now.
also potential book on the horizon. talk to me in the summer. or comment on the blog/facebook if theres a topic that you need written about. currently its emos, but that is hopefully/probably going to change...yeah
anyways full post sometime soon. ima sleeep now. test sooooonnnnn,.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
lol right....
oh hey...whats going on?
me? not too much. you know, living life and stuff. not too much.
you been good? thats good. ive been kinda busy lately...school and whatnot.
where have i been? wait are you saying that its been a month since the last post? oh jeeze i had no idea, i been at school. and home for reading week i guess. and school for a long time as well.
hmmmmmmm
yeah man so im just going to pretend like i havent not posted in a month. like that last one was so darn good i figured youd need a minute to recover...lets go with that
anywaaayyyysssss
so yeah like probably was saying, ive been doing a lot of school. like going on adventures, then blogging about said adventures takes a lot of time. time that i dont really have right now, because i would like to get back to mac for year 2.
also there will probably be a lack of decent grammar again. im writing this in like sections where i have some free time. also continuity errors. you can probably count on those
at least some things wont change.
alright enough apologies.
strap in.
so as a couple of you have noticed, steve is now "plus 2 to casts" or something to that extent, and im betting that a lot of you are wondering why.
on saturday night i went to this already in progress, semi legit bonfire in this forest that turns out to be right beside campus. i had no idea. its pretty nice.
so i met paul and cassie and we trekked down this like icy like dirt road / hill to this like fire pit area thingy where katie, banjo and tomas were already like hanging out / making smores and having a good campfire time. as we arrive i noticed some bandits who just robbed a bank were about to hurt some puppies and other small animals. i had to step in. so i ran at them and kicked all of their asses. but i actually kicked their asses like too hard, and i rolled my ankle when i was curbstomping one of the dudes on a log and i sprained it.
thats definitely what happened. . .
we also saw some deer and banjo had one like half run at him. pretty successful mission
so when i got to my room like 2 hours later i was relieved to learn that the area around that bone that sticks out from the side of your foot had grown to like 5 times its normal width. and i had thought that i hurt myself. silly me.
so yeah next morning i got efrt to escort me to the hospital because she was starting to hurt a buttload. long story short: i got to spend my afternoon in the hamilton ER waiting room. gooood times. i still maintain that hamilton is suuuper sketchy. and that im in the wrong program at mac. those nurses were friggin hot. but i engineering probably has some perks that i havent discovered yet...at least i hope so.
so longer story shorter, its tuesday at 12:33am (basically monday), i have crutches, my foot has a large bruise running down the side of it and my foot is really swollen. and as peter put it so well, it looks like i have a cankle on one of my feet. good stuff. bonus: its now 1:07 am and i just noticed that my toe is starting to bruise. gooood stuff
slash. im going to cut this one kinda short, so that i can get it posted, i feel kinda bad. ill do some more stuff tho
yep, so heres a steves patented report on: Dirty Dogs saloon / goodtimes adventure spot.
what this means to the casual reader is that like 2 weeks or so ago i went to a country bar. in hamilton. and, most importantly, it was sleazier than the VI. i know, i didnt think that such a thing could exist. but it does.
so yeah i went with carol, jackie, sam, miranda and her bf to this country bar in the downtown hammer. and im not talking the semi legit hess area thats sort of nice and only moderately sketchy, i mean like super downtown. it was really rough. so yeah downtown hammer, good start.
i guess one of the common themes in country bars is having girls dancing on the tables and bar and stuff and having a mechanical bull and other classy stuff. its probably a good thing...not really here as much, but i can see it being a good time in a legit bar in a legit city, and this is hamilton, so thats not happening right now. gooood times
but yeah we get inside and in my fairly inebriated, glasses needing state i go "oh damn thars some chicks dancing on the bar, ill do a closer inspection". yeaahh bad call. some girls were hot, most were old or fat or a delicious combination of the two. i got another drink. nailed it.
after receiving the drink i took a lean on the bar (looking out) and i did like a once over of the scene. it was cool. remember when i said chicks dancing on bar / tables? that means that there was going to be a large population of those creepy guys that stand on the outside of the dance floor and just like peer in looking at chicks. also remember when i said that this was downtown hammer and that most of the chicks were fat / old?
this was a good crowd.
and what happened was i honestly spent most of the time there just people watching. it was amazing. i had never seen such a crowd of like super sleazy guys and generally not very attractive older ladies getting hit on by said guys before. im not even kidding, i spent most of time just people watching. more than once i was one of the creepy guys that stands on the outside of the dancefloor, but i was watching alllll of the people on the inside and giggling really hard to myself. sooooo good. like i basically carried around a cup of ice so that i could hold the cup up to my face so it wouldnt look like i was some random guy laughing by himself on the side of the bar.
but yeah i guess that wasnt really a review. whatever. i give dirty dogs drinking depository a "you should definitely go". i dunno, i really enjoy people watching sleazy people.
ill probably go back...
and also right after reading week i got a fairly large shipment of american dollar stuff. fuuckkkinnggg sollliiiddddd. you should definitely listen to them.
also what really happened is when i got to the firepit area, i jumped and tried to bounce off of a strategically placed log and the ground that had been raised beside it, but the ground turned out to just be a bush or something that resulted some ankle rolling. not really fun.
songs
right now: harvest - opeth. ima try to get into these guys. my life isnt as progressive as i would like it to be
too much: too much to choose from. ive been listening to meshuggah alive a lot. its solid. definitely not as much american dollar as i should be
on deck: lets do amdoll atlas / from the inland sea. good band
shout outs
oh jeeze i have to do a lot of these.
kay
so
ill start with the efrt dude that drove to/from the hospital. the dude was super legit, plus shouting out a like essential services guy make me seem more legit. good stuff
backlogged shout outs
lets see...i think i said id shout out jackie and probably miranda and sam as well. good times drinking and bar actioning. go team, way to go
i was also supposed to shout out katie and sarah for being lesbians again, but that was like a week ago, so im not sure how thats going. anyways, way to go
i should probably also shout out doug because apparently stuff and rabbits is back up. i dont believe it. and hes got twitter. thats very...cool of him. way to go
and ill be back pretty soon with another post. this blog isnt going to pull a stuff and rabbits on you guys. lol
and ima leave this with you guys. if you like having your mind blown, id recommend checking it. youll probably be surprised. i was.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eafiz11hW9s
whats even more mind blowing is that this is from 1989. yeah.
also shout out susan. mostly for berating me into doing another blog so i could shout her out in said blog. good stuff sir...but naw shes cool. dont hold that against her if you were planning on doing that
k so that should do it. pretty short one, probably wasnt that great either, but w.e. 2 minutes in sort of heaven is better than 1 minute in sort of heaven.
cool
alwaaays i want to be with you and make believe with you and live in harmony, harmony, oohh loove
me? not too much. you know, living life and stuff. not too much.
you been good? thats good. ive been kinda busy lately...school and whatnot.
where have i been? wait are you saying that its been a month since the last post? oh jeeze i had no idea, i been at school. and home for reading week i guess. and school for a long time as well.
hmmmmmmm
yeah man so im just going to pretend like i havent not posted in a month. like that last one was so darn good i figured youd need a minute to recover...lets go with that
anywaaayyyysssss
so yeah like probably was saying, ive been doing a lot of school. like going on adventures, then blogging about said adventures takes a lot of time. time that i dont really have right now, because i would like to get back to mac for year 2.
also there will probably be a lack of decent grammar again. im writing this in like sections where i have some free time. also continuity errors. you can probably count on those
at least some things wont change.
alright enough apologies.
strap in.
so as a couple of you have noticed, steve is now "plus 2 to casts" or something to that extent, and im betting that a lot of you are wondering why.
on saturday night i went to this already in progress, semi legit bonfire in this forest that turns out to be right beside campus. i had no idea. its pretty nice.
so i met paul and cassie and we trekked down this like icy like dirt road / hill to this like fire pit area thingy where katie, banjo and tomas were already like hanging out / making smores and having a good campfire time. as we arrive i noticed some bandits who just robbed a bank were about to hurt some puppies and other small animals. i had to step in. so i ran at them and kicked all of their asses. but i actually kicked their asses like too hard, and i rolled my ankle when i was curbstomping one of the dudes on a log and i sprained it.
thats definitely what happened. . .
we also saw some deer and banjo had one like half run at him. pretty successful mission
so when i got to my room like 2 hours later i was relieved to learn that the area around that bone that sticks out from the side of your foot had grown to like 5 times its normal width. and i had thought that i hurt myself. silly me.
so yeah next morning i got efrt to escort me to the hospital because she was starting to hurt a buttload. long story short: i got to spend my afternoon in the hamilton ER waiting room. gooood times. i still maintain that hamilton is suuuper sketchy. and that im in the wrong program at mac. those nurses were friggin hot. but i engineering probably has some perks that i havent discovered yet...at least i hope so.
so longer story shorter, its tuesday at 12:33am (basically monday), i have crutches, my foot has a large bruise running down the side of it and my foot is really swollen. and as peter put it so well, it looks like i have a cankle on one of my feet. good stuff. bonus: its now 1:07 am and i just noticed that my toe is starting to bruise. gooood stuff
slash. im going to cut this one kinda short, so that i can get it posted, i feel kinda bad. ill do some more stuff tho
yep, so heres a steves patented report on: Dirty Dogs saloon / goodtimes adventure spot.
what this means to the casual reader is that like 2 weeks or so ago i went to a country bar. in hamilton. and, most importantly, it was sleazier than the VI. i know, i didnt think that such a thing could exist. but it does.
so yeah i went with carol, jackie, sam, miranda and her bf to this country bar in the downtown hammer. and im not talking the semi legit hess area thats sort of nice and only moderately sketchy, i mean like super downtown. it was really rough. so yeah downtown hammer, good start.
i guess one of the common themes in country bars is having girls dancing on the tables and bar and stuff and having a mechanical bull and other classy stuff. its probably a good thing...not really here as much, but i can see it being a good time in a legit bar in a legit city, and this is hamilton, so thats not happening right now. gooood times
but yeah we get inside and in my fairly inebriated, glasses needing state i go "oh damn thars some chicks dancing on the bar, ill do a closer inspection". yeaahh bad call. some girls were hot, most were old or fat or a delicious combination of the two. i got another drink. nailed it.
after receiving the drink i took a lean on the bar (looking out) and i did like a once over of the scene. it was cool. remember when i said chicks dancing on bar / tables? that means that there was going to be a large population of those creepy guys that stand on the outside of the dance floor and just like peer in looking at chicks. also remember when i said that this was downtown hammer and that most of the chicks were fat / old?
this was a good crowd.
and what happened was i honestly spent most of the time there just people watching. it was amazing. i had never seen such a crowd of like super sleazy guys and generally not very attractive older ladies getting hit on by said guys before. im not even kidding, i spent most of time just people watching. more than once i was one of the creepy guys that stands on the outside of the dancefloor, but i was watching alllll of the people on the inside and giggling really hard to myself. sooooo good. like i basically carried around a cup of ice so that i could hold the cup up to my face so it wouldnt look like i was some random guy laughing by himself on the side of the bar.
but yeah i guess that wasnt really a review. whatever. i give dirty dogs drinking depository a "you should definitely go". i dunno, i really enjoy people watching sleazy people.
ill probably go back...
and also right after reading week i got a fairly large shipment of american dollar stuff. fuuckkkinnggg sollliiiddddd. you should definitely listen to them.
also what really happened is when i got to the firepit area, i jumped and tried to bounce off of a strategically placed log and the ground that had been raised beside it, but the ground turned out to just be a bush or something that resulted some ankle rolling. not really fun.
songs
right now: harvest - opeth. ima try to get into these guys. my life isnt as progressive as i would like it to be
too much: too much to choose from. ive been listening to meshuggah alive a lot. its solid. definitely not as much american dollar as i should be
on deck: lets do amdoll atlas / from the inland sea. good band
shout outs
oh jeeze i have to do a lot of these.
kay
so
ill start with the efrt dude that drove to/from the hospital. the dude was super legit, plus shouting out a like essential services guy make me seem more legit. good stuff
backlogged shout outs
lets see...i think i said id shout out jackie and probably miranda and sam as well. good times drinking and bar actioning. go team, way to go
i was also supposed to shout out katie and sarah for being lesbians again, but that was like a week ago, so im not sure how thats going. anyways, way to go
i should probably also shout out doug because apparently stuff and rabbits is back up. i dont believe it. and hes got twitter. thats very...cool of him. way to go
and ill be back pretty soon with another post. this blog isnt going to pull a stuff and rabbits on you guys. lol
and ima leave this with you guys. if you like having your mind blown, id recommend checking it. youll probably be surprised. i was.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eafiz11hW9s
whats even more mind blowing is that this is from 1989. yeah.
also shout out susan. mostly for berating me into doing another blog so i could shout her out in said blog. good stuff sir...but naw shes cool. dont hold that against her if you were planning on doing that
k so that should do it. pretty short one, probably wasnt that great either, but w.e. 2 minutes in sort of heaven is better than 1 minute in sort of heaven.
cool
alwaaays i want to be with you and make believe with you and live in harmony, harmony, oohh loove
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