Oh man adventures, or "the shadiest steve has ever been"

right on

before i blog about anything i need everyone in the world to know about this.
thom yorke is doing stuff from his solo album live right now. thats not really big news, im actually surprised that he hasnt done so already. what is the big news is that flea the bassist for his touring band. yeah i know. honestly, favourite two bands in the world are doing stuff together. like i dont think normal people can grasp how much i shit myself when i heard about this. this is sooooo nuts.
heres a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrXtb1QK9hQ
watch this while i go buy another box of tissues. i started running out really fast after i heard about this

k cool

yeah my bad about the last post, midterms are shitty. like i actually started studying well in advance for my chem midterm. it was really badass. i definitely did a 79% on it too, which is really excellent

and physics tomorrow (which i should be studying for now) and math on friday and bradford later friday. pretty sweet

k yeah adventures

the rest of the post is going to be an epic retelling of the adventures from last night.

you should probably strap yourself in right now to avoid injury

here we go

so it started off pretty w.e. i was going to go to some rugby kegger with hollywood and it probably would have been a terrible time. like if theres one thing that people know about steve its that i get along really well with people that enjoy rugby. so pretty awesome

yeah so i had no idea where the party actually was, so i texted info source carol and she was like oh f the rugby were going to go do bars downtown. well hollywood was way too hollywood for this action so he ended up ditching. pretty sweet

yea so it was me jo anne and amber. yeah so we did the pre-drink thing in my room for a while and there was a series of lets check the bus, then do a shot, miss the bus, check the next bus, etc. pretty rockin, just like the hannah montana that was forced upon my computer. it was terrible, my computer will never be the same. also LMFAO. they dont rock as much as their name might suggest

so we were going to go to this place called london taps shitty bar or something like that...which has a dress code. yeah. like actual dress codes are really shitty. apparently several plaid and houndstooth patterns arent classy enough for this bar. it was really brutal. i had to get a dress shirt. like super brutal. w.e tho it worked out. i had my 3 inches of blood shirt on underneath, so I was happy

anyways missed the bus again. so we did the call a cab thing. and a cab drove by us like a few times, but we hailed down some sweet cab driver. he was badass. it was a really good time

k mr shitty bar. there was a line. sheila talked to a guy in line that knew someone that worked there and we ended up going in through the side door. it was sweet. we didnt pay cover or anything like that. i doubt i even needed to wear that shirt too, it was kinda balls. pretty good tho

amber met some of her friends from like her hometown, so that was pretty cool. then we did the dance and get more drinks thing, which was really rockin. like the music there was balls, but w.e, good drinks and lots of jager + goldschl... beforehand meant that it was a good time. like bars usually suck, but it was pretty fun

then it got kinda rough

so there was dancing for a minute, then i went to the bathroom. so i wandered around for a while because it was really far away. then i lost the group. it was about 3 minutes later that i learned that clubs are stupid. i forgot that even when ive had some drinks im still pretty socially awk and that clubs are terrible.

so i did some more wandering around, then i gave up and decided to leave.

moderately bad call.


SCENE 2: its 1:20am in downtown hamilton

leaving the bar a bunch of really shady drunk people felt my hair up. a lot. if you can imagine it, it was pretty awk.

so the buses stop running at 1:30am, which to drunkish steve means that at 1:20 the buses will still work out and i can get back to mac with little to no difficulty.

not so

i called the HSR thing and learned that the buses arent running anymore. i gave out a bit of a yell and i caught the attention of some random dude who was also waiting for the bus. so yeah, we were both pretty pissed off. it sucked...but at least it wasnt cold. like honestly i would have killed myself if it was really cold out.

anyways justin (or josh?) and i decided to make the trek. he was actually from like the middle of dundas, so he was way more screwed than i was.

justins plac was to hail a cab driver who was driving to the dundas area and see if he would drive take us with him. it was pretty much hitchhiking, it was SUPER sketchy. oh man it was sketchy, but like its hamilton, so we fit right in.

so he was pretty pissed off, and he did a lot of racial slurs, which was a good time. also, it turns out that he had done a bit of the crack earlier that night. pretty badass. like i need to adventure more often, i keep meeting people that are on different drugs. like some people on e at angies and random dude that i walked through hamilton with who did crack earlier. its some good times.

its at this point in the story that id like to point out that amelia and amber got a cab home. yeah i know. at least i got to hang out with a guy that was on crack

anyways

so we walked together for like 50 mins. it was actually pretty sweet. im not even shitting you. like it was sooooooooo shady, but that was part of the fun. i enjoyed it quite a bit

so we did the go our own separate ways thing. it was cool.

i got back to mac at like 2:30, it was pretty solid. and honestly like 12 seconds after i got back i got a text from janice that said that they took a cab home. SOOOOOOO shit. like i had a good adventure, but a cab would have been pounds better.

actually in whidden i made some soup and hung out in the common room with sam for a while. oh and i got some pizza from graham. pretty solid. then bed.

yeah thats the adventure. i hope that at least one of my loyal readers will make it to the end of this.

yeah

kinda 4pic. :D

lol

k heres the song list. i know thats what youre really here for
right now?: long posts are long. in doing this i watched like 2 or 3 simpsons and listened to quite a few songs. currently its Like A Stone buy Audioslave (note, buy was not a typo, the first audioslave album is super good)
new?: flea and thom yorke experience
too much?: see previous

sooooo good

shout out?
ill do a split between amber and justin/josh/crack dude. i adventured with both of them last night, so i feel like they both need a shout out. umm yeah. shouted out. ambers pretty sweet, definitely enjoyed adventuring / should do rock bar next time. that would be way more rockin. and justin is pretty sweet. i hope he made it home with little to no damage to his bum...from bums and shady characters in dundas

awesome

thats the end of the post








pretty cool

brb

yeah my bad
its test time and im not really planning on failing everything again.
so yeah studying a lot right now
ill brb with a good blog later

songs?
right now: soul of a man - beck. solid song

pretty cool

Jeeezzeee

k post 14
this one might not be as awesome as the other posts...im seriously bored and i think that my brain is starting to turn off

yeah pretty sweet

umm so im watching the simpsons right now. and i have been for like the past 2 days. i started the show like 2 days and ive already watched the first 2 seasons. like ive been watching it pretty much solid.

theres NOTHING going on right now

really solid

umm some fun facts
i adventured to the limeridge mall today, which was pretty sweet. i ended up going on like the super scenic bus route which ended up taking me pretty much out out of hamilton. it was so balls like there were farms and stuff. and a LOT of shady people. the hamilton bus goers are soooo shady. it was really sweet. i ended up rocking out to meshuggah on the way back, so it hopefully made some of the people feel uncomfortable

anyways tho the limeridge mall. it was decent, not great, but decent. like they sold pants. also it was pounds less shady than jackson square. that place is so shit. AND i ended up buying a Grass Roots CD. for some further information, the grass roots is a band from the like 60s that features none other than Creed Bratton from the Office on guitar. seriously epic.

yeah

now im watching some more simpsons.

um so f hamilton this weekend. like theres been nothing going on.

f everybody

oh um some good news. the TA strike is pretty shitty, but it does have its pluses. so next week was going to be a huge douche, but my macro econ test was canceled, so its pretty rockin. yeah not too shabby.

thats all i can think of now. ill do an edit if my brain starts working again. dont count on it

SONGS
Right now?: Simpsons season 3 episode 2, mr lisa goes to washington
Too much?: Like all of In Rainbows by radiohead. its really regrowing on me
On Deck?: that grass roots cd. ive heard some of the stuff before, theyre really good. and plus its creed, like come on

Shout Out
k i have no idea who to do, so ill shout out amelia again because i promised her i would. uhh yeah shes pretty cool. she ditched pretty hard last night, not very metal. but w.e it happens. at least i got a lot of simpsons in. i guess thats a win. umm yeah shout out. umm. yeah i guess she rocks.
thats all the shouting out that i can do right now. ill probably do a better one when i run out of people to shout out again

k sweet
the next one will probably be more rockin.

see ya later!






man that was so lame...

thursday the thirteenth post

oooOOOOOooooohhhhhh
the thirteenth post.
spooky stuff right here.

yeah dont be scared; theres only awesome right here

k the bolg

yeah as far as i know im going to start winning school again. i havent had a good test since like high school, but ive got a good feeling about this one. im definitely so prepared that this isnt a procrastination blog, this is an i have some free time so i think ill tell everyone about how much free time i have blog.
yeah im a little jealous of myself too

anyways tho NEXT week is going to be a huge douche. like test season is starting again. w.e. i guess im prepared. or ill just take less of it in the bum

anyways tho, some personal updates. after i finish the radiohead concert that im watching right now im going to start on an epic voyage of metal and self discovery. thats right, im going to watch ALL of the simpsons. yeah. SUPER metal. i had run out of new stuff to download from DC++, so i decided to do this. ive got 60GB of the best show that has existed. its 441 episodes, which is around 162 hours worth of hilarity. its going to be nuts

friggin spooky nuts.

also i will not be participating in mo-vember anymore. even though im like 95% sure that they are, it has been brought to my attention that dirt staches arent that classy. so if you see lois walking down the street, just shake your fist at her and tell her that they sure are.

k yeah heres the terrifying song list
RIGHT NOW: youtube of radiohead live at Saitama. like 1 hour 30 of radiohead rocking the balls out of japan
Other songs?: not important. radioheads where its at
right after?: new office at 9. cant forget that

SCREAM outs?
k so this is the fourth or fifth shout out and im doing some recycling.
this shout out is for doug piper. aka the dude that hasnt updated stuff and rabbits in like a whole week. like come on man, i know that youre like house manager right now, but some things take president over that sort of stuff. its not an epic chronicle if youre not chronicling anything. jeeze
so when you see doug in olds alberta, just remind him that he needs to get on this
heres a link in case he does update his blog soon
http://stuffundrabbits.blogspot.com/

yeah that about wraps up the super scary 13th post. pretty spooky.




...13 is a scary number, right?

right on it / halloween adventures

#12 right on time

i know im excited too

anyways yeah adventures

FRIDAY
lazy day at school, watched a lot of futurama
heres the situation: party at bens up the mountain somewhere, agndrews at his house near charlie west and not picking up his phone and im at res. solid. my neighbor sam ended up coming, because this night had "ADVENTURES" written all over it. like you could taste it
so we took a series of buses to mohawk to bens party, pretty badass
so we did the bus thing pretty much all around hamilton and arrived at mohawk, only to be greeted by some loud caveman dude with no shoes, ben, which was sweet. also it turns out that hamilton smells terrible everywhere
so there was only like 8 people when we got there, so it kinda sucked. we ended going to 2 other random, really sketchy parties. pretty exciting
so the rest of the night was us walking around / trying to choke down a jack and coke (which is terrible and no one should drink that) / listening to random agndrew bands and meshuggah
then jamming to holly springs disaster on the way back to mac. pretty good time

SATURDAY
sooo much transit
yeah
did the york thing with angie, smart and wes
partied at angies for a minute then to some other party somewhere else in the york student village thing
the realy party was actually pretty sick. until it got incredibly crammed and the cops came, that was kind of a not great time. we didnt get busted or anything, but it was a big inconvenience
oh yeah and we got mcdonalds, it was incredibly delicious
oh yeah and it was really cold
oh and it was in the jane and finch area, so it was moderately shady. not a lot, but moderately
i ended up getting really quality sleep on the floor, like i was surprised, it was good
pretty cool
no church st tho. which would have been very entertaining, but probably not worth it overall
good stuff anyhow

SUNDAY
picked up some great canadian bagel (or some store like that) breakfast and took the bus back to the hammer
pretty much been watching futurama since i got back...now im doing this

FUN FACTS
im watching all of futurama right now that i downloaded from DC++ and im planning on doing all of the simpsons when im done this. ALL of the simpsons. i just downloaded like 40 gigs from DC++. its going to nuts and a half

SONGS
Listening to (watching) right now: Futurama season 3 christmas special
A lot: Futurama
New: Listened to Catch 33 by meshuggah on the way to York yesterday, it was a good time

SHOUT OUTS
no real idea...umm lets do angie, because she was going to start a blog as well, but she hasnt yet. pretty brutal sir. theres dougs blog and my blog but not really an angie blog yet. so when you see her walking down the street, stop her and tell her that she needs to get on this.

yeah pretty sweet
check back really often, i might start being on time with posts now

--EDIT--
OH YEAH, 2 more things
1. at angies party i met like 3 people that were on E, it was really sick
2. its mo-vember this month, so ill be growing my dirt stache out. check back in a bit, it will be pretty epic